Cabba
Sent:2008-10-23 21:24:02
Hey guys.
Sent:2008-10-23 21:24:56
Cool shit huh?!?
Sent:2008-10-23 21:25:36
Ggh ik
Sent:2008-10-23 21:31:22
Hey there!! You did it!! Rock like fuckin' crazy!!
Sent:2008-10-23 22:20:03
Hhjhhg j
Sent:2008-10-23 22:43:27
Why has noone tried texting the fucking website yet!! I spent ages getting this thing working!!
Sent:2008-10-23 22:55:29
Fuckin good one guys!! I was really excited about this texting shit and none of you are interested!
Sent:2008-10-23 23:01:23
Sharon's not bothered about it either .... 'What do you use it for?' Abbie - 'so what'. I wonder why I bothered. £25/yr subscription down the tubes
Sent:2008-10-24 07:41:26
Hey rock dogz... Soz I ain't txt'd u sooner on ur new site thing, but i've been on fookin nights!! Ballacks to it. One more night left b4 rock hell on sat'day
Sent:2008-10-24 10:58:17
Ho ho ho!! I'm gonna rearrange this place with cool colours!!
Sent:2008-10-24 11:05:59
Hey Davo you did it dude Johnny
Sent:2008-10-24 11:47:54
Hey guys cant wait for the oxjam its gonna rock ! Got a lovely cold sore which may burst all over the shop .Its all for Charity ! Johnny aka Bobby Geldof .
Sent:2008-10-24 16:53:01
davidnoz@yahoo.com, hey davo,ya big mamouth,this is cool. Rock like fuck.
Sent:2008-10-24 18:10:20
Well davo, i think this texting to the site is cool, and you is a genius mister. Big man hug's when i see you next,in a friend way,not a gay way,
Sent:2008-10-24 18:22:23
Hey Stu. This is good page on frames http://pageresource.com/html/frame2.htm
Sent:2008-10-24 23:53:49
Hi Bill
Sent:2008-10-24 23:55:38
Hi bill find the fucking refresh
Sent:2008-10-25 06:38:25
Hey guys. I enjoyed practice last night. I worked out that for G to resonate the room the walls need to be 3.5 meters wide (343m/s 49Hz half a wave length). That's about right I reckon. Rockin' new tune Stu!! Solid, shit hot drums Mark!! Awesome vocal attitude Jon!! Hell yeah!! I had to put my hand on the hydraulic meat chisel last night it was so good!!!
Sent:2008-10-25 10:02:13
Davo, just got in off nights, ferkin knackered. Gettin my head down for a few hrs. Come over when u like after 12... MINT
Sent:2008-10-25 11:33:16
You're not really gonna make him drink that are you Stanley?
Sent:2008-10-25 16:03:58
stanley!!!!!
Sent:2008-10-26 00:32:15
Shit hot piss fuckin good time tonight guys!! Motley crue rock the geiger counters!!! Vegas assault kick ass (ass assault)!!
Sent:2008-10-26 00:50:24
What a fucking night dogz..... We rocked OXJAM alright. Made some cool contacts too!! We are punk rock hell .... :-D "Day Care"
Sent:2008-10-26 00:54:46
Well dogz,we fuck'in rocked !!.. We are the dog's swinger's, yes mister's,oh yes.
Sent:2008-10-26 10:38:39
Davoooooo.... U can come over anytime 2day... Just let me know when ur coming on txt. Still got my ass in my pit!! Lazy #%*+
Sent:2008-10-26 10:45:24
Cool, anytime 2day is aceness! C u l8a....
Sent:2008-10-26 13:48:31
Hey dogz !I think we Rocked last nite ! We still got it boys . Lots of great things being said about us and more gig offers ! Got 1st Rock injury had to
Sent:2008-10-26 13:48:34
take 2day off ROCK HARD !!!!
I truely am an international hard man...i am honestly
Sent:2008-10-26 14:14:00
The light and picture show at theTardebigge last nite was fantastic ! The pictures of the dogs and the one of Stu as an undertaker were superb ! The old
Sent:2008-10-26 14:14:03
lady on the Harley was a classic i was meant to be singing i was pissing myself . The lads over there are the buisness !
Sent:2008-10-26 14:59:59
VEGAS ASSAULT !!!! Bloody marvelous love em !
Sent:2008-10-26 17:46:57
Check out the website dogz!! Nearly there with it!!!!
Sent:2008-10-26 18:57:51
From G - soz I couldn't b there last night!..... Hurt my leg!!! Dancin!!
Sent:2008-10-26 20:22:13
Rock Dog supporting the Motley Crew?! Should be the other way around more like;-)
Sent:2008-10-26 21:49:22
Fine tuned the website davo..... See if u can spot the changes!!
Sent:2008-10-26 21:52:19
Dudes due to my Rock leg injury i may need to use a cane/walking stick for the Halloween gig which cud be pretty cool really !Im sure Ozzy doesnt have su
Sent:2008-10-26 21:52:20
ch problems Rock !
Sent:2008-10-27 13:55:21
Dogz.... Vegas Assault want us to gig with 'em on 6th March @ the old wharf in b'ham. U all up for it?? Answers on my co#k
Sent:2008-10-27 13:59:54
I'm keen. Davey
Sent:2008-10-27 19:01:18
Good show on saturday dogs!!
Sent:2008-10-28 14:11:23
Hey there!!
Sent:2008-10-28 16:46:12
It's f'ing snowing!! Geezass
Sent:2008-10-28 16:52:05
I think u'll b ok at the mo! It's just wet now..... If it freezes u'll b up butt creek without a paddle with brown turd monsters trying to kill u. Eat shit!!
Sent:2008-10-28 22:14:59
We've got this set fu@king nailed dogz!! Sounding awesome as usual! The Firkin is ours! Don't 4get website if u reply.
Sent:2008-10-28 22:22:06
You bet dogz, rock and punking roll. !! Yes mister's, come on there.
Sent:2008-10-28 22:45:56
Squirrels' Nutskins!! Bilbo Scrotums!! What else can you say!?!?
Sent:2008-10-28 22:55:43
Shit,cock,knob, etc,etc. Shit bollock's up the kacka !!
Sent:2008-10-28 22:59:09
Guys lets dress up like tarts and ROCK the Flapper !!!! Wanted to play with The Empire for a long time Love em!
Sent:2008-10-28 23:01:08
R we going as girls then?? I'll have to change my costume. Fucking freaks!!
Sent:2008-10-28 23:01:12
R we going as girls then?? I'll have to change my costume. Fucking freaks!!
Sent:2008-10-29 07:07:06
Hey Stu. What's the website with the photos from Sat'day?
Sent:2008-10-29 07:30:59
It's your birthday isn't it? Happy birthday old chap!!
Sent:2008-10-29 10:26:53
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO STU ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO STU !! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOG .
Sent:2008-10-29 21:46:08
Squirrels' nutsskins!!! John as a gorilla!! Baboon's ass!!!!
Sent:2008-10-29 21:52:07
Bilbo Scrotums (with his amazing foreskin)!!! Stu as a surgeon!!! Fried rat's arseholes!!!
Sent:2008-10-30 22:20:27
The site is the feckin' business man!!! The photos look huge!! Can't wait to get the montages working. Not too bad, not too bad! Lenny Two-Times?? ... Co
Sent:2008-10-30 22:20:33
s he says everything twice!!
Sent:2008-10-31 16:45:46
Punk rock halloween hell! Let's smash the flapper and ring a bell. The poetry just keeps on flowing, i'm ready to rock, let's get going. Huh! Dip shit!
Sent:2008-10-31 16:49:27
Dear Jonathan Ross i've shagged your daughter! Who's laughing now.. Lots of love, Gary Glitter x
Sent:2008-10-31 16:50:35
B at urs in 5. Just waiting on davoooooo
Sent:2008-10-31 16:54:06
JUST PAINTED MY WELLIES SILVER & PUT THEM OUTSIDE FOR TONIGHT THE LITTLE FUCKERS WONT KNOCK BECAUSE THEYLL THINK GARRY GLITTER LIVES HERE
Sent:2008-11-01 00:12:23
She wasn't born in 1971! No way... No fu&@ing way!! NORFOLK, LONDON, HARTLEPOOL!!
Sent:2008-11-01 00:37:57
What's on the side 'o' ur car davoooooo ?? Yeeesss mister. Two eyes was outta it!!!! DOGZ rocked 2nite..... 1974!!
Sent:2008-11-01 00:43:11
Crazy rock shit tonight at the Halloween gig guys! Didn't notice how shitted Stu was. He had a big chunder out of the Peugeot on the A38!! Now that's hea
Sent:2008-11-01 00:43:16
vy metal!!!
Sent:2008-11-01 09:17:31
Hey Dogz we did the Halloween boogie last night boys !!!
Sent:2008-11-01 10:42:59
Did we rock,? or did we ROCK!! At the flapper last night,? What a night, great to gig with the empire boyz. Rock on there.
Sent:2008-11-01 11:51:32
I can understand you feel sorry but you don't need to. I reckon stuff like that makes you feel like you're still here!! I'll see you tomorrow. Let me kno
Sent:2008-11-01 11:51:41
w when you're up. Rockjavik comma Iceland's in the shit!!!
Sent:2008-11-01 12:16:37
These are the bands playing with us on tues; myspace.com/theplenaries & myspace.com/thelatereview - cock on, cock on!!!!!
Sent:2008-11-02 09:40:40
Davoooooo - come over anytime u want this afternoon. Just let me know. Socks, jocks, docks, locks, rocks & .........
Sent:2008-11-02 10:37:12
Love my new picture on the band profiles .Pretty good photo of such a ugly bugga ! Bleeding handsome tho ! Johnny
Sent:2008-11-02 19:10:05
What's up with the picture's ? How do you magnify them to see who they are, and why do only half of them work,when you click on them.?
Sent:2008-11-02 21:37:39
Hey Stu. There's a problem with the left hand side of the montage. The text field is still in the swf (try pointing to photos on the left, you get the te
Sent:2008-11-02 21:37:46
xt selection mouse cursor)!! Oh no!!!
Sent:2008-11-02 21:40:34
Yeah, I saw it...... Haven't got a clue how to fix it?? I'll work it out tho.... The far left column is OK?? Strange.
Sent:2008-11-02 21:44:29
Ok. Can't do it now tho :-< i'll have to do it 2mrw!! Hehe....
Sent:2008-11-04 10:04:23
It was a rock day and the young boys of the rock dog project were excited. Today they would play music to the happy folk of inner city Birmingham so loud
Sent:2008-11-04 10:04:29
that the people's vision would blur and their hearing would suffer permanent damage with songs of such intensity their minds will herniate typically res
Sent:2008-11-04 10:04:35
ulting in a permanently disfigured and unstable personality.
Sent:2008-11-04 10:11:43
Rock on dog's let's fuck them up, let' see if we can take the hospital,and crush the pig pen next door. Come on there,
Sent:2008-11-04 13:16:05
Drum's sound fucking ace!!. Were gonna kick ass tonight.
Sent:2008-11-04 13:27:42
Hey Mark. Drums look fuckin beaut man!!! Crank it up!!
Sent:2008-11-05 00:35:23
Crazy-a-fuckin' bonkers gig again boys!!! Piss good fun!! Pity it was mid-week, unattended, sober .... but what the fuck!!
Sent:2008-11-05 22:20:16
Hey Stu. I fixed the Flash montage on Internet Explorer. Can you check it on Chrome? I'll have a look at the tables tomoz. Rock hard like a jellyfish!!!
Sent:2008-11-05 22:22:22
Nice 1 davo..... That's cool. I'll check it 2moz.
Sent:2008-11-06 20:28:24
Hey Ian. Just at home on the piss and the net. The last recording and mix you did is fuckin' gigantic .... more than that .. it's fuckin' stellar!! Rock
Sent:2008-11-06 20:28:30
the fuckin bedrock!! Hope things are cool man. Take it good and easy!!
Sent:2008-11-06 20:48:30
I got the top hit on google for the string "specials on lager"!! Shit hot man!! Me and Hansie are going out to get shitted!!
Sent:2008-11-06 23:01:14
Tool made the phrase so easy to remember. They say "fuck you buddy". And it goes on to say "fuck you buddy". Very easy English to use when in doubt'
Sent:2008-11-07 09:18:21
If I tell you this ur not to tell anyone, ur the only one i've told so far cos ur a friend but guess who's due in 7 wks!...
FUCKIN' SANTA!!
Sent:2008-11-07 13:40:57
Bonfire Nigqt ! I went for a shite two big fairies dressed in white !
Sent:2008-11-07 22:02:27
bollox
Sent:2008-11-09 14:19:47
Hey John. I've put down your bass riff from the airport. Added some Deep Purple type keyboards. Sounds the dog's!! Needs some more parts tho. Rock!!
Sent:2008-11-11 20:06:58
Al quaeda have hidden bombs in tins of alphabetti spaghetti. If they go off, it could spell disaster.
Sent:2008-11-15 22:15:04
Hi Mark, just 2 say thank you but we wont be playing the 13th gig sorry. My decision that they need the break. Thanks 4 the offer. Hope you pull it off.
Sent:2008-11-15 22:15:06
Cheers matt
Sent:2008-11-15 22:28:15
Okay, if their's any pulling off it will be bit's of you along with your head. CUNT!!
It's no wonder you've got no friend's and your going no where...
Sent:2008-11-15 23:04:17
Marriage Counsellor to couple: "Tell me something both of you have in common?"
Husband after a long, awkward silence:
"Well, neither of us sucks cock !.
Sent:2008-11-15 23:04:42
To celebrate Barack Obama's election win, the American national anthem "The Star Spangled Banner" is being replaced with "Zippedy Doo Da"
Sent:2008-11-15 23:09:46
WE ARE ROCK DOG PROJECT WE PLAY ROCK N ROLL !!!!
Sent:2008-11-18 18:51:59
Love ya Dog,x big up the singer.
Sent:2008-11-18 18:52:39
Love ya to Dog ! Hear the drumma get wicked ! :-D
Sent:2008-11-18 19:03:35
Hey were just old Hippies baby spreading the Love man ! WE ROCK !!!!
Sent:2008-11-18 19:22:32
Hey Dogz what about a one night only Punk/Rocked up versiom of Rudolph or Santa clause is cumin to town for the Tardeaigge 18th Dec What u think ?
Sent:2008-11-18 22:02:20
Hey guys. Sorry about clogging up your inboxes with the same text over and over. Having trouble figuring out the new mobile. A rocked up chrissy song sou
Sent:2008-11-18 22:02:22
nds cool!!!
Sent:2008-11-20 19:45:05
Hey chaps. Did yuz get my last text about availability for practice or what? Knock knock, hello?!? Just stood on the fuckin' cat on the stairs, fell and
Sent:2008-11-20 19:45:11
landed straight on my back right on a fuckin' step edge. Paraplegic land for Davey ...
Sent:2008-11-25 21:38:55
Just bought a hartlepool advent calendar. Fucking typical all the windows are boarded up and some bastards nicked the chocolates!!
Sent:2008-11-26 22:54:15
Yesum yesah!!! I've got it hot to rock. Woo baby!! Hey Stu, i've emailed you a version of Good King Wentzass. Can we see what you all think of it tomozza
Sent:2008-11-26 22:54:20
? Could you put in on the laptop? Grotty rocky!!!
Sent:2008-12-05 07:19:50
Hey John. Clocked that you called last night. Tried calling back but couldn't get you. I'll try when I get to work. At Eton we used to run around in the nude!
Sent:2008-12-05 12:22:48
Hey At Eton we used to run around in the nude!
Sent:2008-12-06 12:21:45
Hey Mark and all. I'm looking forward to praccy Tuesday!! Just finished untangling heaps of Sharon's jewelry after I tipped the stand over last night. I
Sent:2008-12-06 12:21:51
got the laptop so i'm gonna learn some bass lines! Crush ya cock with rock!!
Sent:2008-12-06 12:35:28
IT HAS BEEN A WHILE HASNT IT DUDES ! TUESDAY WE DOG ROCK !! YES MISTERS !!!
Sent:2008-12-08 18:16:21
WE NEED AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE TO CUM AND SEE US LIVE AND VOTE FOR US ! PLEASE PLEASE VOTE FOR US AND TXT VOTES ! WE WANT TO WIN THIS THING WE LOVE
Sent:2008-12-08 18:16:24
YOU AND YOUR MOMS JOHNNY C XXX
Sent:2008-12-08 20:07:46
BRING YOUR MOMS WITH YOU AND YOUR DADS, UNCLES AUNTIE ,COUSINS, MATES ANYBODY YOU FKIN WANT AND VOTE !!!! LOVE YOU XXXX
Sent:2008-12-08 21:20:18
WE ARE RDP WE PLAY ROCK N ROLL !! CUM AND SEE US 18TH DEC AT THE TARDEBIGGE .KNOCK YOURSELF OUT ITS CHRISTMAS !!
Sent:2008-12-10 08:52:43
Sitting next to the big dog Jhonny at work. Fkin rock and roll beyaches
Sent:2008-12-10 09:59:58
Happy birthday Mr J - have a rock dog n roll day & night!!!
Sent:2008-12-11 12:16:40
Going for the work Chrissy do at the Brass House on Broad St. Pinch me 'ang about!!
Sent:2008-12-11 12:30:15
Get lashed up my son!! Do it for me, do it for the queen, do it or the earth will end!!
Sent:2008-12-11 16:06:55
Sometimes you're the pigeon sometimes you're the statue!! By Dan
Sent:2008-12-12 21:41:03
Hey guys. I'm keen on a scruffy murphy's trip for vegas assault!! Keen as a ruptured spleen!! It'll be a cool night. Rock hard nads!!
Sent:2008-12-14 11:39:27
HEY! HEY! HEY! Hows everyone doing ?
Sent:2008-12-14 15:27:45
HEY WE ARE GONNA KICK ASS AT THE TARDEBIGGE ON THURSDAY DOG MEN !!!! OH YES MISTERS !!!!
Sent:2008-12-14 17:16:25
Lads with the nads gonna rock it up bad this Thursday!! Yeeeeeeehhaaaaw!!
Sent:2008-12-16 22:34:15
Hello there fellows. Twas an excellent practice tonight. Full marks out of ten. This Thursday evening we shall play music to the fine folk of the Tardebi
Sent:2008-12-16 22:34:18
gge so loud their fucking brains will fall out
Sent:2008-12-16 22:37:12
Missed you mate. No singer is like a fuck without foreplay.
Together we rock.
Sent:2008-12-16 22:54:22
At Eton we used to run around in the nude and touch each other on the willy. They used to call us the Flying Tockleys.
Sent:2008-12-17 09:47:08
Only got one Rudolph FLASHING nose ! We could all share it pass it around on stage .ROCK HARD LIKE TRUE ROCK HARD MEN !!!!
Sent:2008-12-17 09:55:26
Hey John. I can inflame my rosacea condition so i'll have my own built in flashing red nose! That way we only need to share it between three!! Missed you
Sent:2008-12-17 09:55:30
at praccy last night man!! Although we played well it all sounded a bit limp. Rock hard on!!
Sent:2008-12-17 10:09:34
Yo Davo dont inflame your nose dude! Im trying to get hold of Roy Wood from Wizard he invented xmas he will know what to do .Roys worn millions of Rudolp
Sent:2008-12-17 10:09:35
h snoters over the years ROCK !
Sent:2008-12-17 10:14:04
Thanks man!! See what he says. Rock hardebigge!!
Sent:2008-12-17 10:29:16
Roy Wood from Wizard told his agent to tell me to "Fuck off and Die and stop taking the piss out of a true Rock legend". He seems so nice when hes on xma
Sent:2008-12-17 10:29:17
s Top of the pops .
Sent:2008-12-17 10:36:04
Oh no! I guess I need to inflame my nose then. Scented soap usually does the trick. I'll grate a bar on some sandwiches for lunch. Ruck your pucker!!
Sent:2008-12-17 10:47:22
We truely do go to the extreme to put on a show dude ! We Rock !!
Sent:2008-12-17 10:48:02
Oh no! I guess I need to inflame my nose then. Scented soap usually does the trick. I'll grate a bar on some sandwiches for lunch. Ruck your pucker!!
Sent:2008-12-18 15:48:41
Breaker breaker this it "two eyes" on the roll in Worcester. We'll b rockin alright!! Gonna come bk to u rollers soon...... I'm off the air till 6. Out.......
Sent:2008-12-19 08:32:22
Morning chaps. Took a bit of damage last night from old Jerry. Nothing we haven't seen before. Chin up shoulders back. Pack up your troubles in your old
Sent:2008-12-19 08:32:26
kit bag and all that. Fall in at 0600 for repair duties and felatio. Dismissed.
Sent:2008-12-19 08:57:16
You're all awfully quiet this morning chaps. Starting to think that Jerry's getting the upper hand eh? Well I've got news for you! The measure of a man i
Sent:2008-12-19 08:57:20
s not in the size of his winky but in the way he handles setbacks. Now I want a big Huzzar from you all. Ready, 1 2 3 ....
Sent:2008-12-19 09:51:26
Jolly good show John and Mark! Can't say much for Stu's turn out. When I've heard from Stu I want you all to fall in for drill, tea, fairy cakes and mole
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station. Over and out.
Sent:2008-12-19 17:41:21
Hey dogz. I'm easy with last night! Shit happens, u get narked, u get pissed again, u get over it. We are rock n roll. Busy working days & nights at the mo.
Sent:2008-12-19 22:48:59
Splendid turn out today chaps. I think you all had a little to say on the wireless to show that old Jerry hadn't given you the spooks. Jolly good show! N
Sent:2008-12-19 22:49:02
ow, I want you all clean and ready for Tockley inspection tomorrow at 0500 sharp so it's straight to bed and please don't make a fuss. At ease fellows!!!
Sent:2008-12-19 22:50:04
Yo dogz, just chillin out with a few beer's,and thinking about our six month killing hope,and keeping saine tour. I'm very proud to have been chosen to f
Sent:2008-12-19 22:50:07
ill the vacancy for crazy drum department. You are all so good at what you do. Together i know we can acheive much,much more. Looking forward to 2009, i
Sent:2008-12-19 22:50:10
salute you one and all. Love you guy's, Crazy markie J. X
Sent:2008-12-19 22:54:20
Splendid turn out today chaps. I think you all had a little to say on the wireless to show that old Jerry hadn't given you the spooks. Jolly good show! N
Sent:2008-12-19 22:54:24
ow, I want you all clean and ready for Tockley inspection tomorrow at 0500 sharp so it's straight to bed and please don't make a fuss. At ease fellows!!!
Sent:2008-12-19 23:15:26
Yo Mark you on drums and Dave picking up his bass and Stu ripping up his guitar we became a bloody good band .Were
Gonna get even better ! Fuck id go and
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see us .ROCK !
Sent:2008-12-20 09:52:27
Excellent parade this morning lads. None of that flacid slouching we've had from you lot recently. I bet Tojo and Jerry won't know what's hit them when t
Sent:2008-12-20 09:52:34
hey catch sight of you fine specimens. Now I'm straight off to the lavy for number twos and self abuse. Dismissed gentlemen.
Sent:2008-12-25 09:54:49
MERRY XMAS !!!! LOVE YA !!!!
Sent:2008-12-25 20:35:59
Hey dogz.... Weird working today! Bk home now, had my dinner & prezzies!! Much aceness ganin on.... Hope u all had a gud 1 too.....
Sent:2008-12-25 22:18:51
Hey Guys hope Santa has brought you much joy .If he hasnt fuck the hell theres allways next year ! ROCK HARD !!!!
Sent:2008-12-27 20:33:55
Like an owl son, like an owl,twit-twuu.
Sent:2008-12-27 21:37:59
Hey John and all. I'm absolutely fabulous thank you. I've just finished watching a Poirot that i've seen before and i'm about to punish the little belgia
Sent:2008-12-27 21:38:01
n love slug!! Going to rock hard like it's 19 99 tra la la tra la la
Sent:2008-12-27 22:11:39
TURKEY DOES BAD THINGS TO GOOD PEOPLE. I THOUGHT GUINNESS WAS BAD ,GOOD LORD !!!!
Sent:2008-12-28 21:32:27
Hi Stu both sites lookin cool ! We played Sound Bar twice on 15th July and 4th Nov .Tard 26 june 7th Aug 18 sep 2nd oct 28 oct 18 Nov .ROCK
Sent:2008-12-28 21:32:55
Dont meen to sound like an anorak but i kept all gig dates in my diary and we played 12 gigs not 9 Mr Johnny Anorak
Sent:2008-12-28 21:33:18
Hi do you want to know what time we went on stage ? What we wore at each gig ? How long we played for ? Who we supported ? What the weather was like ? Wh
Sent:2008-12-28 21:33:20
ether i arrived by train ? What we had for our tea ? Aaah im an anorak king !
Sent:2008-12-30 17:34:29
Hi all, club opens at 7pm 2mrw. I wanna get there @ 7 so we get our corner! Does anyone wanna join me? The more the better otherwise people will invade!!
Sent:2008-12-30 17:36:31
Sounds gud 2 me mate we will take out any invaders ! Especially if there from Space...the SWINES !
Sent:2008-12-31 17:28:21
HOPE U HAVE A GREAT 2009 !!!!
Sent:2008-12-31 18:45:13
Hey Stu. Just leaving halesowee now. When are yous going down. Might need to meet you there. What d'ya rection?
Sent:2008-12-31 20:03:10
HOPE U HAVE A ROCKING 2009 ME OLD MATE !!!!
Sent:2009-01-03 10:56:35
Hey boys!! Do you think we should have a bit of a war council on a evening before we start piling back to base? We could each bring a plate! I thought I'
Sent:2009-01-03 10:56:39
d bring some homemade lemon toffee meringue tartlets drizzled with tiny iced fairy arseholes.
Sent:2009-01-03 11:04:21
Hey mr bassman, i've been on the wire 2 the drums already. We were thinking of a base sesh next week. Might have to bring the meeting forward? Head down!
Sent:2009-01-03 11:04:24
Jerry coming. Bk soon......
Sent:2009-01-03 11:34:40
Geezas, that one nearly got me!!!! I'll book a practice this week, prob tuesday. (johnny - is this ok with u?) we'll sort a war Council date out when we meet.
Sent:2009-01-04 21:25:00
Hey John. You beat me to it dude!! Thanks for that!! Just finished watching Friday's CBB!! This is gonna be ferkin funny man!!
Sent:2009-01-04 21:38:02
Good lord! Yours will end up in my sweet pucker?!! Someone open the windows for heaven's sake!!
Sent:2009-01-04 22:17:00
MARKIE J IS PIP CLARKE THATS OFFICIAL !
Sent:2009-01-04 22:19:34
No that just like a choc-ice ,up ya bum x
Sent:2009-01-04 22:23:02
Im lovin that mate ! We must change it on the sites x by the way all my txt in future will end with a x
Sent:2009-01-07 20:14:14
Dog piss & chips
Sent:2009-01-09 19:51:48
Ha ha ha :-) Crebberz is a bloody poet . . . LMAO !!!
Sent:2009-01-09 19:52:50
Hi mom i have hert my earm,toe,foot,leg,leg and hand on my bike. it herts badly. I am like these facese;-(:-«:-/:-(%-) love you X O X O X O X O X O
Sent:2009-01-09 19:52:53
X O X O X O X
Sent:2009-01-09 19:54:02
What number am i thinking of, dude ? . . . . .
Sent:2009-01-10 15:12:57
Can't make dogz, im having my anul passage bleached,lol. I'll be there. Much luv,pip clarke. X
Sent:2009-01-12 21:43:24
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue dog!!
Sent:2009-01-13 16:14:08
Yes Misters lets ROCK the place to the ground ! and beyond!
Sent:2009-01-18 21:16:47
Friday 23rd Jan VEGAS ASSAULT and VOODOO JOHNSON at Scruffy Murphys !!! BRUMIGHAM .
Sent:2009-01-19 07:59:09
Vox dog, i'm in..... Let me know who else is ganin! Stuie thin strings
Sent:2009-01-20 17:14:04
HARTLEPOOL V WEST HAM FA CUP 24 JAN Kick Off 12.40 LIVE ON ITV Coveridge starts 12.15
Sent:2009-01-21 16:43:15
After working like an ass for 8 days straight, it's certainly time to ROCK. Eat my shorts u lemon faced goons! 'Thin Strings'
Sent:2009-01-21 21:36:23
Yeeehaaaaa boys!! Let's go fuckin mental! Rock like a stormtrooper!!
Sent:2009-01-21 21:37:07
After working like an ass for 8 days straight, it's certainly time to ROCK. Eat my shorts u lemon faced goons! 'Thin Strings'
Sent:2009-01-21 21:37:51
ARE YOU READY TO ROCK??. Let's rock and roll.!!
Sent:2009-01-22 20:15:20
Davoooooo !! No probs man, think we've all had a bitch of a week one way or another. Me and vox have decided to rest up too..... Another time will come.
Sent:2009-01-22 20:59:45
That's a big 10-4!! Thin strings rolling on the neck of a strat! Was cool alright. F'kd tonight, gettin head down early. Thick strings, pans & vox sure do rock
Sent:2009-01-22 21:06:01
Comin back at ya buddy! We've got the hammer down on the I50, five by five! Just buzzed some long haired friends of Jesus in a Sharpridge microbus!! Hot
Sent:2009-01-22 21:06:07
dang! That's an affirmative on the practice! I'm headed to the Pink Pussy diner on the interstate turnpike for griddle pigs and corn dogs, over.
Sent:2009-01-22 21:21:01
Hey hey breaker break me good buddies ! I was proud as a son of a gun last nite you crazy dogz Rocked out and damn nearly blew my pants clean off !
Sent:2009-01-22 21:28:43
No no dickie boy. Keep them on. You've got a shitty big arse like Adam. Lol.
Sent:2009-01-22 21:40:16
Dog thats not possible theres only one Ady big ass ! x
Sent:2009-01-24 02:50:10
Holy hell I ain't never met a dog fulla such shit .... Haile Selassie n da 12 tribes ....
Sent:2009-01-26 19:53:18
Dogz, just sent u all the E-mail about sat'days audition. Take a look. It answers all of our questions. 'vox' i've sent it to ur work E-mail too!! Need t
Sent:2009-01-26 19:53:21
o leave mine @ about 12 on the day... 'Thin Strings'
Sent:2009-01-28 11:30:09
Hey guys. This fuckin bonkers! A guy at my job lives in a flat in Solihull. His flatmate is from Howick, NZ! What are the odds!?! Rockacoco!!!
Sent:2009-01-30 20:00:06
Yo Dogz are we leaving at 11.30 2moro ? Lets Rule The World with Dog Rock !!!!
Sent:2009-01-31 09:41:59
Get ur best dog suits on dog boi's...... To day is judgement day... 31/01/2009 will b a day in history. It will be taught in schools in the future. Today
Sent:2009-01-31 09:42:01
is 'RDP Day'
Sent:2009-02-01 10:29:14
Coffee @ mine if u fancy it...... Just me n basso here @ the mo....
Sent:2009-02-01 18:11:21
Now then
Sent:2009-02-01 21:47:30
Hey Dogz a rather cool weekend for the RDP i reckon.We still got it boys, the sites look well wicked gud work boyz .Got through to a Regional final we ROCK !
Sent:2009-02-01 21:51:09
We Rock, that's why were ROCK DOG PROJECT. Rock and Punking Roll !!!!
Sent:2009-02-03 11:56:05
Hey Mark. All I know is that we've short listed the top gun theme .... Rockacropolis!¨
Sent:2009-02-03 18:00:45
Right - mark, spot on for getting the ball rolling. We need a decision on this cover asap. They're are looking for adaptation. That's where we are fuckin
Sent:2009-02-03 18:00:49
g genious! Just like 'alien ant farm' & 'fall out boy' doing michael jackson stuff & rocking it out, we should pick a classic hit & revamp it to a rock v
Sent:2009-02-03 18:00:53
ersion! Needs to incorporate 18+ age range so something from last ten years. Get thinking, we'll meet this week!!
Sent:2009-02-03 18:18:57
I'm in 4 that!
Sent:2009-02-03 18:40:08
I can do any night except tomorrow!
Sent:2009-02-04 15:31:46
I've got it!! DURAN-DURAN. Careless memories! What a tune. It's been in my head all day. Chunky rocked up guitar's and bass, drum's and great vocal's by
Sent:2009-02-04 15:31:48
mr JC. We can do this dogz.
Sent:2009-02-04 23:21:26
Hey Stu. Sorry to text so late. I did a fair whack of danger zone. I've emailed it to you. I put the accenting in that I talked about at the club. Let me
Sent:2009-02-04 23:21:30
know what you rection! Rock'nrobbin' nobbin' while throbbin'
Sent:2009-02-10 21:17:46
A crisis erupted in dubai recently, as dubai tv refused to broadcast the flintstones ! A spokesman said dubai people won't understand the humour but thos
Sent:2009-02-10 21:17:48
e in Abu Dhabi do
Sent:2009-02-11 22:24:55
Hey Stu. The reseller thing looks the biz man! That'll look really cool if we can do domain registration ourselves!! Got a virus on monday and i'm lookin
Sent:2009-02-11 22:24:59
g at a complete reinstall. Fuck and fuck some more!!
Sent:2009-02-12 12:12:49
That guy's pretty good but we'll take him in a few months.
Sent:2009-02-12 20:19:01
hello
Sent:2009-02-18 12:33:30
Dogz, been in touch with The Village magazine, and they want to do a piece on us about being a local band and being in the regional final's etc.. How coo
Sent:2009-02-18 12:33:32
l is that ? !
Sent:2009-02-18 12:35:34
It's booked Wed 25th Feb from 7. They only had 3 and 4 so I took 3 Nostrovia comma Iceland ... you hum it son and i'll box your ears bottom burp!!
Sent:2009-02-18 20:41:35
Thirteen year old dad Alfie Patten has joined fathers for justice.
He doesn't understand the politics but he already has a spider man costume...
Sent:2009-02-18 20:58:16
The Mod Father Mr PAUL WELLER Best British Male at the Brits 2009 CUM ON about bloody time !!
Sent:2009-02-24 15:43:46
Put the Lotion in the basket ! Put the Lotion in the Basket !! Put the Lotion in the Fucking !! Basket !! Or he gets the Hose !!!
Sent:2009-03-02 21:50:10
Roger that John. We're going to rock this old crate to pieces. Zeros on your six. Short bursts and pull away. Flaming pilots' arseholes ... it's a Spanis
Sent:2009-03-02 21:50:13
h galleon ... is it practice tomorrow?
Sent:2009-03-02 21:59:25
Big Bob Boo !! How fkin Gay is that ! Holy shit Bat man !
Sent:2009-03-02 22:01:54
Roger that John. We're going to rock this old crate to pieces. Zeros on your six. Short bursts and pull away. Flaming pilots' arseholes ... it's a Spanis
Sent:2009-03-02 22:01:56
h galleon ... is it practice tomorrow?
Sent:2009-03-02 22:03:16
Yes flyer we practice at 19.00hrs you crazy mother !
Sent:2009-03-02 22:04:25
Big Bob Boo !! How fkin Gay is that ! Holy shit Bat man !
Sent:2009-03-02 22:15:05
Paddy asks Murphy 'Why do scuba divers fall off their boats backwards?' to which Murphy replies 'You thick twat Paddy, if they fell forwards they'd still
Sent:2009-03-02 22:15:06
be on the fucking boat!'
Sent:2009-03-02 22:17:34
Fuck being a pilot dogz, they gave me a drum to march into battle. Dave it's tomorrow for practise.7 til 9 dude. Has you phone broke two eye'd thin strin
Sent:2009-03-02 22:18:52
Fuck being a pilot dogz, they gave me a drum to march into battle. Dave it's tomorrow for practise.7 til 9 dude. Has you phone broke two eye'd thin strin
Sent:2009-03-02 22:18:55
g's, ya cock.
Sent:2009-03-02 22:20:51
Its the way u tell them Frank u big old bollocks !!:-D
Sent:2009-03-09 19:06:33
GUYS WEDS 17TH ROOM 1 BASE 7-9 SORTED .
Sent:2009-03-09 19:07:32
Dudes ive cancelled Tues and bkd Weds 17th with Tracie Room one . ROCK !!! Davo hope alls good with you man say hi to your Kin Johnny
Sent:2009-03-11 21:31:21
Yo Dogz ! Million Empire are doing
Surface Unsigned 10th April ! And Smokestack 28th March fkin cool !!!!
Sent:2009-03-12 12:11:04
Hey Boyz ! Weve
Had over 700 hits on Myspace in 6 days thats Fkin amazing ! All u people out there WE LOVE YOU !!
Sent:2009-03-13 14:45:05
THATS ACTUALLY OVER 1000 HITS IN 7 DAYS ! BLOODY HELL CUM AND SEE US PLAY AND SAY HELLO !!!!
Sent:2009-03-18 21:36:07
What a Josef Fritzl of a practice!! And to think we've been in a basement for 24 years! Holy skunk scrotum boys, we've still got it!!
Sent:2009-03-18 21:37:59
What a Josef Fritzl of a practice!! And to think we've been in a basement for 24 years! Holy skunk scrotum boys, we've still got it!!
Sent:2009-03-21 09:59:38
Sent:2009-03-21 10:07:27
Rock Dog Project live @ the Surface Unsigned 2nite in B'ham, vote 4 us now if u can't make it, text 'birmingham 3178' to 64343 (cost £1 + std text 16+ only)
Sent:2009-03-21 11:12:48
Suffering pig penis boys! Are we gonna go off or what!! .... or what?
Sent:2009-03-22 10:38:55
Hey Boyz next round here we come ! Happy Mothers day you crazy Fkers x
Sent:2009-03-22 11:44:51
Guys the photographer from last nite www.trippcobain-imaging.com Think he said theyd be on 2day .
Sent:2009-03-22 13:00:35
The photo's are shite guy's, just like the cd. Fucking wanker's are rip off's.
Sent:2009-03-22 19:23:00
Hey Guys seen the photos i think there better than the last lot .Gonna look cool in the site gallery . Shame about the cd bcus we played bloody well.Fuck
Sent:2009-03-22 19:23:02
it were in the 2nd round !! WE ROCK !!!
Sent:2009-03-23 14:31:52
I Suck the end really slow & watch the white begin 2 flow,
l can't resist 2 lick the rim b4 l thrust my tongue right in,
l flick & tease it with my tong
Sent:2009-03-23 14:31:56
ue, l love 2 lick it all night
long,
then l lick it across my lips & lick it off my fingertips...
Cadbury's cream eggs.. How do you eat yours?...
Sent:2009-03-23 22:01:49
All 3 bands gave us the musician vote which is cool ! We only had Shaz an Simon as definate votes top 2 bands had loads of fans so weve done welll really
Sent:2009-03-23 22:01:51
guys .Howl at the Moom Dogz We Rule !!!!!
Sent:2009-03-24 19:22:49
Awhore there lads!! Shiver me timbers like a batch buggered bosun's bum 'ole!! She's a scurvy sea slag at the surface but we be some sharp son's of sailo
Sent:2009-03-24 19:22:56
r sam!! We'll beat 'er at 'er game so we will!! Aaar!!! Now I want the deck swabbed so I can eat me corned beef and biscuits off of it by 8 bells!! Step
Sent:2009-03-24 19:23:01
lively you good for nothing knob scum!!!
Sent:2009-03-25 10:05:18
Josef fritzel has admitted to rape, incest, imprisonment, enslavement and murder. But he claims rumours that he's an Aston Villa fan are just downright f
Sent:2009-03-25 10:05:20
ucking sick.
Sent:2009-03-30 20:28:13
Found it!! Sorry guys!! False alarm!!
Sent:2009-04-02 13:51:16
Hey there dogs!!
Sent:2009-04-04 22:00:16
Break a leg dog boys ! Just think of my designer bag and ROCK ! !
Sent:2009-04-05 12:34:32
Aar, first mate Marco speaks wise words so he does! Aye, the loopy
Sent:2009-04-05 12:34:36
kiddoes are live and still unsigned. Don't that speak volumes! Tis
Sent:2009-04-05 12:34:40
a scurvy sea hag this way comes. To the bosun's cabin boys! I want
Sent:2009-04-05 12:34:44
an inspection of all your filthy, bilge starfish!! At the double yo
Sent:2009-04-05 12:34:48
u scabby mother hole discharge!!
Sent:2009-04-05 14:01:32
Are we all sulking this morning?, well DON'T!!... There was never gonna be any chance of us getting through with two fan's. Lol.. Battle of the fan's it
Sent:2009-04-05 14:01:34
was. What does't kill you make's you stronger. ROCK DOGZ ARE HERE TO STAY.
Sent:2009-04-05 16:02:38
Hey Dogz the odds were massively stacked against us as we had no support .Then i Fucked Up but hey nothing new there .We had a cool time met sum cool guy
Sent:2009-04-05 16:02:38
s .Had a larf we sounded ace .lets just move on now to the next gig .We still Rock like no other !
Sent:2009-04-05 17:55:12
Are we all sulking this morning?, well DON'T!!... There was never gonna be any chance of us getting through with two fan's. Lol.. Battle of the fan's it
Sent:2009-04-05 17:55:13
was. What does't kill you make's you stronger. ROCK DOGZ ARE HERE TO STAY.
Sent:2009-04-09 21:13:29
I'm gonna poo on Fern Cotton's head!!
Sent:2009-04-11 16:57:24
Well well, M Empire got through on default, just like us at the Flapper. This is strange don't you think??
They are playing at The Rainbow in late june.
Sent:2009-04-18 09:48:44
Hey Mark. It's a rock day man and anything is not only possible, everything is fucking certain!!! Sorry I didn't get over and drop you the list! I'll get
Sent:2009-04-18 09:48:49
it done man! Rock hard on!!
Sent:2009-04-18 09:55:25
Roger that markie! Chicago 'n' WKD come bk to me with a checking time 4 mine.... The dogz train is now rollin' thundering speed easily reached by 2nite.....
Sent:2009-04-18 18:02:17
All aboard the rock train!! Tonight we search and destroy,and take no prisoner's!! We will rock them all...
Sent:2009-04-19 17:07:36
Well boy's, what did you think of the show?. I couldn't hear much, but the feed back off some people was good. What did the RDP kit sound like?, did it c
Sent:2009-04-19 17:07:39
ut through the wall of screaming guitar's and thunderous bass,and a wall of mammoth vocal's. It was a good idea to take the kit as Baz took the other one
Sent:2009-04-19 17:07:41
with him.
Sent:2009-04-19 17:08:01
The new Fairy Liquid advert stars a family from northfield.
The kid asks, "Mummy, why are your hands so soft?"
She replies, "Because I'm only fucking 13"
Sent:2009-04-19 18:48:14
Mate the kit sounded wicked. I think last nite was one of the best shows weve done so far all our Dog tails should be wagging we ROCKED !!!
Sent:2009-04-19 19:10:26
The kit sounded fit! I sounded shit! Let's get fucking on with it!! Rock like a fucka!! Wiv' all me muckas!! Shove it up ya filfy pucker!! Yeeeeeaaas lads!!
Sent:2009-04-19 19:10:38
The kit sounded fit! I sounded shit! Let's get fucking on with it!! Rock like a fucka!! Wiv' all me muckas!! Shove it up ya filfy pucker!! Yeeeeeaaas lads!!
Sent:2009-04-19 19:15:03
Well i am the singer who sounds like a minger and dances like a camp queer !
Sent:2009-04-19 20:01:03
The kit sounded fit! I sounded shit! Let's get fucking on with it!! Rock like a fucka!! Wiv' all me muckas!! Shove it up ya filfy pucker!! Yeeeeeaaas lads!!
Sent:2009-04-23 15:14:09
May the morris men of england fill your anglo saxon heart with joy. Happy St Georges day. This txt not available in punjabi, hindi polish, russian, germa
Sent:2009-04-23 15:14:10
n, french or any other fuckin immigrant tongue. God save the queen
Sent:2009-04-25 22:48:05
How now brown cow? What's the story morning glory? What's new Mr McGoo? Where's it at Mumphrey Platt? What's the plan Steely Dan? Give us the happs on th
Sent:2009-04-25 22:48:07
e pracs chaps??
Sent:2009-04-26 08:42:38
One fine morning on the good ship Rock somewhere in the mid Atlantic ... Aaar me hearty ship mates! Methinks we's needs some drill on working that thar r
Sent:2009-04-26 08:42:44
igging on the Rock!! Now's I knows you all have your duties and distractions on the ship!! Likes drinking in the bosun's cabin and cornholing his cabin b
Sent:2009-04-26 08:42:51
oy! Aar, I knows it all lads!! But wes need to know the availability of everyone so we can book the fucking room!!! Look sharp you soft rotten fruit of y
Sent:2009-04-26 08:42:56
our daddy's scabbed over ball bags!!
Sent:2009-04-26 11:26:28
One fine morning on the good ship Rock somewhere in the mid Atlantic ... Aaar me hearty ship mates! Methinks we's needs some drill on working that thar r
Sent:2009-04-26 11:26:31
igging on the Rock!! Now's I knows you all have your duties and distractions on the ship!! Likes drinking in the bosun's cabin and cornholing his cabin b
Sent:2009-04-26 11:26:36
oy! Aar, I knows it all lads!! But wes need to know the availability of everyone so we can book the fucking room!!! Look sharp you soft rotten fruit of y
Sent:2009-04-26 11:26:38
our daddy's scabbed over ball bags!!
Sent:2009-04-28 12:26:18
WBA turned down a new sponsorship deal with a pet food company.. They thought 'Winalot' were takin the Piss
Sent:2009-04-28 20:35:26
Whats blue & white & goes beep beep beep beep ? The open top bus reversing back into st andrews
Sent:2009-04-28 20:36:35
WBA turned down a new sponsorship deal with a pet food company.. They thought 'Winalot' were havin a larf !
Sent:2009-04-29 20:32:06
Mate , i am a bit worried. I want you to go for a swine flu test. I know you have not been to mexico but fuck me , you been with some pigs in your time !
Sent:2009-05-02 16:33:24
You am Montana man!! Fuckin oats you are!! Honest mate fair dinkum, now would I tell a fib cos shit mate I was there I oughta know may lightning strike m
Sent:2009-05-02 16:33:28
e dead!!
Sent:2009-05-02 16:40:12
How can Grant grunt if Grant hasn't got a shitehole to shite through? Beat ya never thought of asking that fuckin one did ya!?!?!
Sent:2009-05-02 16:43:23
Go to sleeeeeeep little Brycie, go to sleeeeeep little Bryce. Hush little baby don't say a word, shut your filthy 'ole you turd!! .... Tra la la la la la la!!
Sent:2009-05-02 18:27:40
Yo Dog Men ! Im off to see The Secret Life of Hanah Montana the movie ! Yes Misters i am Hanah Montana !
Sent:2009-05-02 18:28:27
You am Montana man!! Fuckin oats you are!! Honest mate fair dinkum, now would I tell a fib cos shit mate I was there I oughta know may lightning strike m
Sent:2009-05-02 18:28:29
e dead!!
Sent:2009-05-03 16:37:06
WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE ! WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE !!!
Sent:2009-05-06 18:07:56
Rock n roll is coming home!! Chicago, i'll b outside urs at 6.20
Sent:2009-05-06 18:30:56
Hey guys. Last to chime in but not least ..... Have you heard that a rock 'n roll tornado is going to touch down in Stourbridge tonight ..... Yeeeeeehaaa
Sent:2009-05-06 18:30:57
aaa Grandma!!
Sent:2009-05-07 06:31:05
What does ricky hatton and gary glitter have in common?? They both went down when they tried to take a little philipino in the ring!
Sent:2009-05-08 20:44:38
lour Ziggie Paul
Sent:2009-05-08 21:25:44
Yes mi lion! Bring on the magic! No man will dance... But leap and shake! ;-) x
Sent:2009-05-09 14:24:30
Just got past customs at B'ham airport with 50 kg of drugs, 20, 000 fags and a I love Mexico t-shirt on . . . . . .
Sent:2009-05-11 20:09:13
Dont 4get boys get people to text Birmingham 3178 send to 64343 .£1 per text 10p goes to Oxfam .
Sent:2009-05-11 20:52:34
Dogz, on nights....... I've sold 7 tkts for unsigned so far.... See who can beat me!! I've actually got the cash in my hand!
Sent:2009-05-14 08:08:00
Guys we got go for it and get shed loads of folk to vote for us and buy tickets then come 7th June play a kick ass gig and get to The Asylum in the 3rd R
Sent:2009-05-14 08:08:01
ound ! Dogs Rule !
Sent:2009-05-14 08:09:45
Hey Dog Men ! think weve got about 20 txt votes allready Stu save me 4 tickets for work will pay me on payday. emailed 70 at work asking for votes. Txt
Sent:2009-05-14 08:09:48
Birmingham 3178 send to 64343 .£1 a txt 10p goes to OXFAM .got to be a space between Birmingham and 3178 if not dont count. Can u guys advertise Txt deta
Sent:2009-05-14 08:09:51
ils Ticket prices Gig date etc om your Facebook thingies .Johny x
Sent:2009-05-15 19:40:48
Goodbye grey sky hello blue! Nothing can hold me when I poo. It can't be right it can't be wrong. Rockin and rollin with my schlong!!
Sent:2009-05-18 18:51:15
ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT !!!!
Sent:2009-05-18 20:12:37
STU LOVES BOB BARR !!
Sent:2009-05-18 20:16:50
BOB RULES OK !!
STU SEZ SO !!!
Sent:2009-05-18 20:32:23
BOB RULES ! BOB RULES !!! BOB RULES !!! BOB BARR RULES !!!!
Sent:2009-05-18 20:51:53
WOKE UP THIS MORNINIG WITH BOB BARR ON MY MIND !! LA LA LA FKIN LA !
Sent:2009-05-18 20:58:56
WHATS THAT CUMIN OVER THE HILL IS IT STU AND BOB BARR ? YES IITS STU AND BOB BAAARRR !!!
Sent:2009-05-19 11:36:49
Hey two eye's!! Answer your phone.
Sent:2009-05-21 10:28:29
Wen does the voting end cuz i can try and get a few more peeps 2 txt 4 u. Let me no. Lv the rockdogs !!
Sent:2009-05-21 10:37:54
You Can txt vote until Sunday 7th june ! BIRMINGHAM 3178 send to 64343 ! Forget the European Electioms We need your VOTE ! :-D
DOGS FOR EUROPE :-D
Sent:2009-05-21 12:56:29
Or what??...ya big old pair of bollock's!. We alway's ROCK!!. Pay attention big arse. X
Sent:2009-05-21 12:59:58
YO ! Dogz Are we gonna ROCK tonite or what !! ? :@
Sent:2009-05-21 13:00:05
Or what??...ya big old pair of bollock's!. We alway's ROCK!!. Pay attention big arse. X
Sent:2009-05-23 11:43:42
A hee thar a whore thar lads!! Well I's been sailin the Sea of Roll on the good ship Rock for a few many years now and in all my time I hasn't seen quite
Sent:2009-05-23 11:43:46
the marvel of a riggin drill likes I seen on Thursday. Some of the finest seamanship this old salt has seen in many a year!! You were all the apple of
Sent:2009-05-23 11:43:49
me eye!! Now I want all your man pussys slickered up down in the bosun's cabin for a visit by this 'ere King of Tonga!! Step at the double you useless cl
Sent:2009-05-23 11:43:52
otting from your mother's pay hole!!
Sent:2009-05-27 22:27:18
THE CATALANS !! KINGS OF EUROPE !!! 2009 !!!!
Sent:2009-06-06 22:31:37
I'm becoming a regular Wolf crier!! I found the lead and flag!! Soorrrrry!! Beat me up tomoz!!
Sent:2009-06-07 14:04:53
Hi all, for those of you coming to the 'rock dog project' gig tonight the address is below. If u can't make it u can still vote for us. Text 'birmingham
Sent:2009-06-09 19:55:20
Nice nice chicken an rice ! Have it propa ya greasy Rocka !!!! Have sum Vodka and gum to chew when your screaming to Moteley Crue ! x
Sent:2009-06-09 20:43:51
The other bands lied to us 3 of them sed they voted for us the Swines ! We kicked there Asses best show of the night .
Sent:2009-06-10 20:05:01
A man, with no arms, entered into a masturbating contest the poor bloke didn't come anywhere.
Sent:2009-06-13 22:10:42
I bought a takeaway several hours ago. My car and me shes become my best friend. I really love her exhaust.
Sent:2009-06-15 21:39:17
Hey guys!! There's gonna be a crater in Stourbridge where Base used to be! Demolition Rock!! Yeeeeeehaaaaaaw!! Me and Shaz are gonna go to the Asylum Fri
Sent:2009-06-15 21:39:20
day week to see the Hangmen. The guitarist is that guy Gary who's friends with Robert Plant and that. What d'ya rection!!?
Sent:2009-06-16 17:16:44
Come on two eye's and jonny big arse!! Show some rock ball's, only davo meatwhistle text back like a true legend. Me and you davo are supreme lords of ro
Sent:2009-06-16 17:16:46
ck. The other two are fannies. Pmsl, ha-ha.
Sent:2009-06-16 17:17:40
Hey You Crazy Dogz lets Fuckin Shake the founadtions like a fkin Wreking Crew !!
Sent:2009-06-16 17:51:50
Dog 4 bk online!! Coming @ u all with a six string power axe.... I'll grind out the foundations so prepare to run.....
Sent:2009-06-16 22:23:47
That's really strange!! I'm sitting here having a dump and I was thinking the exact same thing when I got your text!!
Sent:2009-06-21 21:35:54
VOTE FOR US IN THE SEMI FINALS TXT BIRMINGHAM 3178 SBND TO 64343 . WE PLAY 1ST AUGUST AT THE ASYLUM TICKETS £7 . WE LOVE YOU !
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Frendship is like pissing ur pants,
Evry1 can c it but only U can feel the real warmth it brings
Thanx 4 being the piss in my pants x
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Rock Dog Project Sat 01.08.09 The Asylum Bham Centre. Semi Final Surface Unsigned 09 Tickets £7.Great venue Big stage we want a Big Crowd!!!.5points per
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ademy Bham main stage !!!
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ticket sold 1point per text .Txt BIRMINGHAM 3178 send to 64343 up until 10pm 01.08.09 £1 a txt 10p to Oxfam . 7 bands only 1 goes to The Final at The Ac
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My girlfriend is a dirty little minx; when i cum in her mouth she likes to gargle it, blow bubbles with it and then let it dribble out of her mouth and d
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own over her cheeks and chin. She may be completely paralysed but she sure knows how to enjoy herself!
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Pmsl, they just need me to fill in this week. It ain't the RDP mate so they kiss my rusty bullet hole. I'll ring you later before they draw any contract
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up. Lol;-) x
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I'm gonna fuck him in the ass & piss in his mouth..... I love him.
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Yeah right!!. What a cock. That div don't know his hand's from his arse.
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Yo Dogz ! Paul Hands is coming to see us at Droitwich im stunned that a legendary drummer is coming to see us ! Dudes this is the man who played with th
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e mighty QUILL !!!
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HI SATDAY 11TH JULY 3.45 ROCK DOG PROJECT ARE GOING TO BLOW UP THE DROITWICH MUSIC FEST WITH TOTAL PRUNK !!!! OUTSIDE THE LIBRARY DROITWICH .
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King you a tek life! Dem fi stay down der yah her wah mi sey rassclart!
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Are we gonna kick ass on saturday or what??.. Answer's on a post card to acid man, up ya chuff .com. B'ham B12JP.
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We will blow up the pa and leave the festival .we are Rock n Roll Terrorists !
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We are gonna ride into Droitwich on a category 5 tornado ... and help the Women's Institute make tea for the elderly folk at the festival.
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eriously tho, i'm gonna attach an axe head to my guitar & run thru the audience killing folk, seriously !
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On a serious note, I think we should kick the fuck out of all the other bands & then set fire to the library as we play! Will make an awesome backdrop. S
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Once upon a time there was a merry band of traveling minstrels called the Rock Dogs. One day they performed for the peaceful folk of the quiet village of
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Droitwich in the English countryside. Their performance was of such violent intensity that everyone died. The End.
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I had nothing better to do than to write that text cos I'm lying here in bed waiting for Sharon and Abbie to finish watching that fucking bastard cunting
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Michael Jackson memorial service and it just won't bastard fucking end!!
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Once upon a time there was a merry band of traveling minstrels called the Rock Dogs. One day they performed for the peaceful folk of the quiet village of
Sent:2009-07-07 21:24:49
Droitwich in the English countryside. Their performance was of such violent intensity that everyone died. The End.
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OMG! It's rock day! Time to re-group & cause chaos & panic in unsuspecting small towns. Get ur glad rags on boi's...... And polish ur weapons... Destruct
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ion is coming!!
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What's yellow, warm & wet?..!!!!............
Piss
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Don't forget the 'shamone trophy' hee hee. I know where it's kept???
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Sterling performance at the Droitwich music festival yesterday boys! I'm recommending you all for promotion to the rank of fledgling fresher newbie junio
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r beginner rock puppies!! It's a title that will not be bestowed lightly believe me. But I thoroughly believe you all we be promoted. Now run along pups
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before I smack you on your bottys!!
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Did we rock on saturday?. Could not hear at all. Loved your stage show boy's, running off around the street,and jon moon walking jackson,loved it. X Magi
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c Midge.
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Did we rock on saturday?. Could not hear at all. Loved your stage show boy's, running off around the street,and jon moon walking jackson,loved it. X Magi
Sent:2009-07-15 08:36:54
Mash me cock flat with a kitchen mallet!!
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Mash me cock flat with a kitchen mallet!!
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Watchin BB boozin om wine!!!
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Barmbaclot!! I'm getting nice and cunted watching bb too!! Yeeeeeaaas!!
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That gay bloke is the biggest puff in the world !
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Rarseclart ! He is that Bruno the Bottty Man pon tv !! Rastafari lead the way !!!
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Hello Fellow Freddy Traveling Type Minstrels of the New Age!! Hello and greetings from one wonderful life to other wonderful lives!! When are we practici
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ng? Answer now or die!!
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Nice one man keep up the gud work man Bumbaclart !
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Rassklart barm be witch ya bredrinz za mo fo!!
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Yeh mon ! Wicked dat me bruda Jah rastafari lead de way yes i !
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I and I on de blankat ma bruda. We be spekan witch ya tomarra wid blessun fram Hallie Sallasie!!
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Allrite rasta later conquering liom !
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(Please reply to this message) Hi, this is leon from surface unsigned. Just to remind you of your gig this Saturday at the Asylum. Please arrive at 5.30p
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m and bring all ticket money and unsold tickets with you then. You and your fans will all need to bring ID to enter the venue and if you want to buy alc
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ohol as its a strict 18+ night, so please tell them! Doors open at 7pm, see you then!
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Hi Leon ( john Rock Dog Project ) really looking forward to Saturday at Asylum see u soon Johnny C. Daft question but who are the Judges ?
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They have to remain anonymous but are different to rounds 1&2 to make it fairer. They work at a record company and in college as popular music Lecturers !
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Oh cool thanks for that Mate .See u Satday Johnny RDP
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Hey guys. Last night was hells-a-poppin fun-a-go-go!! Pity bout the shit-for-brains mixer guy!! He's got his own problems I guess! Go fuckin mental!! Are
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we practicing before the 14th?
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Baa baa baa a dang dang dang bitta bing bing bing a rudy moo boo chikka sing dang ding a honky dicky bang ticka surface unsigned takes it up the behind s
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tick ya thing in da ring gone moody choopi do!!
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Baa baa baa a dang dang dang bitta bing bing bing a rudy moo boo chikka sing dang ding a honky dicky bang ticka surface unsigned takes it up the behind s
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tick ya thing in da ring gone moody choopi do!!
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And as I would say ... I make a minge thing sting wida size a ma ting!!
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Lord a mercy Rasta u ad de wildest dog in de whole me bruda !
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And as I would say ... I make a minge thing sting wida size a ma ting!!
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WE ARE ROCK DOG PROJECT WE PLAY ROCK N ROLL !!!!
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And as I would say ... I make a minge thing sting wida size a ma ting!!
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Minge Sting Wid De Ting is one of the funniest things ive ever heard in my whole life !!!! Thought id actually weed myself !
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Baa baa baa a dang a-dicky dang a Leon Unsigned hangin ofa ma thang!!!
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Baa baa baa a deafy dumb blind a Leonie Surface take um in da behind!! Do im good until he raw and red. Shag im in da dirt box until he dead!!
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Ahaaa, but Markie, u no agree dat he won sam engorged beef in da sloppy compost pump?
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Baa baa baa a dang a-dicky dang a Leon Unsigned hangin ofa ma thang!!!
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19TH SEPT BASE STUDIOS STOURBRIDGE REBEL CITY RADIO NOMAD 67 AND THE FABULOUS ROCK DOG PROJECT £3 ON THE DOOR !!!
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Hey dogz, over the last 2 day's of call's and meeting people who came to see us makes me feel that we the RDP are really lucky to have each other and
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have a great and loyal fan base. They have been praising us all. John,your a vocal legend and a great show man. Dave the monster bass man, people still a
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che from the hard pumping bass that you throw out. Stu two eye's, ladies man with those fast hand's,supplying power chord's and fast lick's with a checky
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smile. And me Midge. Proud to be on the team the backbone of the band banging out the beats a wicked Drummer !!!!
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Greetings brothers. Tonight I can sense that our hearts are heavy with doubts and uncertainty. Our trials have been many and cruel. We have plumbed the d
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epths of despair and returned drained of our hope and faith. But I do not see broken men before me. I see men who know not failure but only setback. I se
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e the strength to rebuild. To rebuild bigger, stronger, faster. You are the men in my visions. Men with vigour and power. Manhood straining at the seams.
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Hardened flesh glistening in the moonlight. Unharnessed passion yearning from our loins. Now I want you all down in the Bosun's cabin now for savage bug
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gery. Run you dirty little knob pumping maggots from yer mamma's crusty jam hole!!
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Markie your pals sed sum cool things about us but forgot to say that u are RDPs wicked drummer who bangs out the beats and mashes up the place every ti
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me. We played Asylum we had a laugh we ROCKED !
BEST OF LUCK TO CROOKED EMPIRE
IN THE MDLANDS FINAL !!!
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Fuck crooked empire. Their shit, all sound's the same. And surface unsigned is rigged. Were 60 point amiss. I know how many ticket's were sold. Fucking w
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anker's.
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SURFACE UNSIGNED No covers one band did a Rage agaimst the machine cover in there semi final they went through to the midlamds final. Whem the judge rev
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eiwed the band he said how good the cover was !
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SURFACE UNSIIGNED Each bands plays 20 mins each .This is not true at all .All depemds if the MC on the night likes you if he she does please play for 30 mins.
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SURFACE UNSIGNED Drummers must bring minimal gear Sticks ,Foot pedals, Snare .Not true have seen bands use a whole rack of there own and nothing said .
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Shit the bed ! They must be the extreme bcus i think xou are Buddy fkin Holly !
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BIKE BUMMA ! BIKE BUMMA ! HE'S AN ACCIDENTLE METAL LOVER !!! BIKE BUMMA ! YEEEHHH METAL RECEIVER !
METAL RECEIVER !! METAL RECEIVER !!!!
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Boy shouts 2 his mother. MOM CAN U HELP ME? His mom shouts back. IM IN THE BEDROOM, DONT U SHOUT AT ME, GET UP HERE AND SPEAK 2 ME PROPERLY.the boy walks
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upstairs. Thats better she says. Now what did u want. the boy says I walked in dog shit an i cant get me trainers off.
Sent:2009-08-13 21:24:11
A girl asks her doctor "how many calories are in cum?" the Doctor replys, "Honey, if you swallow, nobody cares if your fat"
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WE LOVE SOPHIE !!!!!
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Look here dude, I've done 30 years in this game, I've calculated the theory behind the big bang, i've found a cure for cancer & the common cold, don't tr
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y & tell me the P frequency is a constant!
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WE ARE ROCK DOG PROJECT WE PLAY ROCK N ROLL !!!
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Im Armed and Dangerous with Green Day Ticets ! RARK N ROLL !!
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Farkin rack'n raall cobber!! Bejesus!!
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RARL n ROLL ! RARk n ROLL ! Its All ROCK N ROLL ! TO ME !!!
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CARSON CARSON GIVE US YOUR CASH !! CUM ON YOU BLUES !!!
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A Son asks his Dad the difference between theoretically & realistically. Dad says thats hard, but I have an idea. Ask Mum if she would sleep with Wayne R
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ooney for £1million. Mum says yes. Dad says now ask your sister if she would. Sister says yes. Dad says go ask your brother. He says yes. Well there you
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go son, thats your answer, theoretically we're sitting on £3million quid, but realistically we're living with 2 slags and a fucking faggot!
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Teacher asks class to name things that end with tor that eat things.1st little boy says alligator. very good thats a big word. . . 2nd boy says predator
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. . yes thats another big word. 3rd boy says Vibarator miss. Thats a big word but it doesnt eat anything. Well my sister has one and she says it eats B
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atteries like fuck..
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Scene scene blood. Trow a shoe for me bless x
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No problem @ all..... I'll get in touch with sharon to arrange it........ ROCK!
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Fucking rock n bastard roll!!!!!!
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WELCOME TO PARADISE !! U SCRUFFY FUKAZ !!!
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I have many Bikes to BUM !
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NO UNICYCLES U WEIRDO !
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WE ARE ROCK DOG PROJECT ! WE PLAY ROCK N ROLL !!!
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SUPERB ! KISS HER FOR ME XX
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GREEN DAY ! WHAT A SHOW FKIN SUPERB !
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RING U GUYS FROM DEVON 2MOZ JOHNNY BIKE BUMMA
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Right on to ride on! It was shit hot alright! Yesum yepsa! Hot diggity ding dang scubalee mofo wigsa!!
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Monster monster monster.... I was right @ the front for the whole gig, got some awesome pics!! Nice time in dev-von... ;)
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GREENDAY ! WOW PURE ROCK N ROLL BEST GIG EVER ! On me way to Woolacoombe c u soon Johnny !
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CORNISH RATTLER 6% CLOUDY CIDER ON TAP .TELL U WHAT FOR A CIDER ITS THE GEAR !
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You can't win. I thought i'd help out at the Salvation Army soup kitchen. But they got all shitty at the end of the night. I only said " come on, some of
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us have got homes to go to."
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Man making love to a 40 stone woman... He said 2 her, 'Any chance we can av the light switched off ?' She said, 'Why ? Do u find me that repulsive ?' He
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said, 'No, its burning me fuckin arse !'
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MESSAGE FROM WARDY ! Only going 2 Anfield next week kid, in the Blues end :)
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MOTORHEAD GIRLSCHOOL And THE DAMNED Wolvs Civic 23 Days to go BOYZ ROCK N ROLL !!!
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ITS 26 DAYS FOOL !
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YEH 26 DAYS ! ROCK N ROLL ! ALLRIGHT !!
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Hi guy's, heard you need a new drummer. Give me a call on 07962 584 267,
Kev.
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Look in the dictionary, there will be a picture of you next to 'retard' x
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Hey Kev, Dave here. Is your mobile number right? I get an "incorrect number" message when I call it. Can you call me instead. My number is 07970300946
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HI KEV ! TRIED YOUR MOBILE MATE U MUST HAVE PUT A WRONG NUMBER IN .GET IN TOUCH AGAIN IF U CAN CHEERS RDP :-)
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MOTORHEAD ! MOTORHEAD ! YEH MOTORHEAD !
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It's nothing serious and I hope you like it but I don't want to spoil it for you so I won't be replying to any speculation about what it might be. There
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now, you've been told. Now go out behind the tree in the garden and play with your tockley.
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So what happened in your perfect Life that makes u so angry makes u so sad makes u so makes u so ! They dont make them like they used to anymore !
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Hey guys. Can you get to your email and download 2 mp3s I sent yuz? Before going to the club ... I'm really proud of it!! Can one of you put them on an iPod??
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BRYAN MAY AND ROGER TAYLOR ON XFACTOR ! THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT !!!
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I managed 2 persuade my girfreind 2 try Anal 4 the 1st time... I said "Don't worry, if it hurts 2 much u shout out a safety word and I'll stop." She agre
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ed and said "Ok then, what's the safety word?" To which I replied: "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch"
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It's traintastic
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Hey John. I was kinda hoping that was the case. I was wrong about the rugger kick-off. It's at 2:30!! C'mon England (: Rock!
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... and remember kids, greed is good but use it with consideration.
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... and in S. Russo's words, violence is fun but use it carefully.
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An English family driving through Dublin are lost. They stop Paddy n ask 'which is the quickest way to the city centre?' Paddy asks 'Are you walking or d
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riving?' Englishman replies 'Driving'. Paddy says 'Yeah. That's the quickest way!'
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Motorhead !!! Fkin Motorhead !!
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Look, I know i'm a cock - but we're heading for the contraversial fucking state of shit. Punk rhymes with dickwad...... Lick my minge u fanny cheese.....
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Boi's...... Change of plan tonight!! I'm driving & coming home after gig! 2 reasons, bk on tablets (can't drink) & got 2 b @ home in morning to get kit o
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ff adam for work... Davith, can u let sharon know & bummer let davith know if ur still stopping @ his or coming home.... COCK ROCK
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if any record company executives booking agents fellow musicians want to contact us please try again tomorrow as we are in wolverhampton going mental to
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Motorhead cheers RDP
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Oh baby.... Just got to davith's house & he's made me n johnny a concert bag!!! Got a ticket, can of tizer, can of cherryade, raisins, an apple and monst
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er munch!!! Whooo hooo
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Oh, Super Crunch, have you seen my pebbles?
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Sex is like a restaurant...
Sometimes you get excellent service...
Sometimes you get very poor service...
Sometimes you get no service at all...
And some
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times you just have to be happy with.... Self-Service!...
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Power is something decent men begrudgingly assume to ensure peace in their community .... or to fuck heaps of good looking chicks ...
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Now look here boi's...... I can do wed & thursday... I'm well up for it!! Funking Pucking Hell
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I saw a sign in the hospital the other day that read, "Family Planning - Use rear entrance"
Good advice I thought.
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Yo boys ! If u google Rockdogproject images click on photo of us at Droitwich festival. There's a review by Hereford an Worcester radio from the DJ tha
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t was taking the photos he digs us ROCK
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Because were Birmingham City ! Birmingham City FC ! Keep right on till the end of the road ! Keep right on till the end !!
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Lay still take your pill or I'm gonna make you really ill
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To the sidings pull in, to bone Rin Tin Tin. We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
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Then one crazy Christmas, the Holy Bible says. That Jesus will come back to us. And make us all behave. Jingle bells, tra la la .....
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26
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Blues 10 games no loses 26th Dec Blues 0 v Chelsea 0 29 points Get in !!
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Good news about the Blues winning streak!! C'mon there Blue Noses!!
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CREBBIN!!!???
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CUNT!!
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How many antelope does a manhole cover??
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Like I said, those fucking lemmings next door better stop that cannabis manufacturing, my budgie just ain't the same these days...
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Ok, so its happened......
Crebbin been suck into bodgers heaven. He has managed (eventually) to assist in the bruteforceWILLgetthatbracketboltebackontot
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heredmachine.
Sad day.
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feck
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McLean = arse bandit cock fish twat cunt
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And low, there was a Clap of yellow thunder, a Flash of blinding LED light.......
Although he IS marginally more aroused, Mr Fox still finds Crebbins
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sexual approaches tedious. Yet again.....!
The dilemma now is whether to try the PVC underwear again or go for that extra rough hessian sacking??
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I cried when that drummer bloke left. He had talent!
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Gin. Tonic. Me. Glass. Oohhhh...
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If man evolved from apes, where did Hartlepool come from?
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... and what the hell is this "x" stuff!?!? Are we the Rock Fairy Project or somethin?!?
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Ur the Dog's Cock Project mate.
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STOP FUCKING SWEARING, you'll be asked to leave. x
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Stu is a festering dogs cock!
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We still play kick ass punk n roll were just waiting for the New Lord of The Skins !!
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Yeh baby he's out there !!
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WE ARE R D P WE PLAY ROCK N ROLL !!!
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Festrtimg dogs cock ! What you fuckimg knob you know who you are idiot !
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Could you be our NEW Drummer ? Get in touch we want you !!
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DAYCARE.
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W K D
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CHICAGO
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ALLRIIGHT !!!
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I love ur guitarist - I totally want to bash my cock in his ass............
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Dirty sweaty arse project !!
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Shott pants Long pants project
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Hi guys, i've just come back from Poland. Visited Auschwitz, really distressing! Thankfully your music got me through it, that and the pub on the way out
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'the gas & fitter'.... Cheers, Jeff ;-)
Sent:2010-01-10 01:02:52
There's nothing plainer than some cunt telling some other cunt what to do ... read on ... before I kill yer ....
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Oh by the way we can see you ! Put it away =D
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Sledging is ACE !!! Rasclart !
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Love your site, saw you play at t'bigge with motley crew. When you playing again?.
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Hi rock dog project, i left my number as you needed a drummer. Ive been to australia to see family etc, and had my hand lugage pinched. My new number is,
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07899-123456 Give me a call if you still need a drummer, Kev.
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SNO
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Snow snow snow snow snow and more bloody SNOW
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Snow men snow man snow dog snow cat snow woman with big boobies
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oh my lord there's a Wild Boar eating my rubbish bins !!
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Bloody wild Boars are evil !
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Wild Boars take the piss. Foxes make s mess of your bins looking for scraps of meat especially chicken but they never eat your large plastic bin like th
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e Wild Boar.
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Wild Boars are
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Wild Boars are heavy METAL
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Did Duran Duran song a song about
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Duran Duran they made lots of cash wanger dosh with there Wild Boar song .
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Did you know there was not even one Wild Boar in the Duranies video for the song Wild Boars ?
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Motorhead an Metallica would have Wild Boars eating people in there video !!
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Have a guess what the next fucking flus gonna be called .
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My girlfriend says im a selfish lover but i think thats bollox
Whenever i give her an orgasm i let her choose whether to have it on her face or her tits!
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Wild boars will eat you for txting such rudeness
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Duran Diuran what's all that about ? THEY ARE BOLLO€KS they can never bt
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NEVER be mentioned on this site ever again pile of wild Boar crap ! Fkin rubbish !!
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Only thing good about them is there from Birmingham allegedly ! So no more B)
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We want talk of proper music proper bands ! YEH ! Long Live Rock n Flkim Roll
Sent:2010-01-15 20:22:42
Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn ?
Sent:2010-01-15 21:02:51
k off!' says driver. 5 miles further Paddy yells "I'm not joking, ur losing ur load!" Driver says - 'Will u go away u thick Irish fucker, I'm gritting!
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Paddy pulls along side a lorry - "Oi driver yer losing yer load!" Driver shouts 'Fuck off!' 5 miles further, "Oi, yer losing yer load!" 'I've told u, fuc
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Winter is here & our native birds are finding food scarce. Please go to the pet shop & buy a bag of nuts for our feathered friends.
There is no finer si
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ght on a winters morning than a pair of tits around your nut sack. Just remember however its a bit early in the year to expect a swallow.......!
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Kev is a cock. Kev is Mark.
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Mark is a cock. Mark is kev. Cocker rocker feckin kevin
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I am the Grolsch bottle top king I can do anything !!!
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HANOBAL GROLSH RULES !
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We do what we do and we put it out. If you want to buy it buy it if you don't fuck off.
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Lemmy what a fucking legend !!
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Cool mate ill book it 2day. Rock like the Lemmy Movie !
Sent:2010-01-20 06:31:52
Just me my blue swimming cap and purple speedos in that canal this morning bloody marvelous .
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BLIMEY ! Water levels at my local canal are so high a flipping Pike with huge teeth just attacked me went for my neck. I can't believe it ! I'm in shock
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so I am blimey !
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Tell you what Wellington Boots are Heavy Metal !!
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Rock out with your cock out DOGZ
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cherry coke what. ?
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Cherry Bloody Coke ! Bollocks to that mate .
Sent:2010-01-27 12:58:56
Was out havin a pint at st andrews tavern last night when in walked mcleish, ferguson, wenger and benitez. Mcleish went to bar first and ordered 4 pints.
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Half hour later fergie went and got 4 pints. Half hour later wenger went and got 4 pints and half hour later so did rafa. Next up was mcleish this time
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he only buys 1 pint so the barman asks why? Mcleish replies saying there is no point as they are all out of the 5th round!
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There's been 2 Newtoons in this world 1 is a genius the other 1 is a TWAT !!
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People who act like TWATS don't need to because they actually are TWATS end of !
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I'm glad simon cowell is doing a record for haiti victims, but "boom boom shake shake the room" seems fucking harsh
Sent:2010-01-28 17:41:02
A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. The nurses bathe her and sit her in a chair near the window. After a while she slowly starts to l
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ean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately straighten her up. Again she starts to tilt the other side. The nurses rush back to put
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her upright. This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives and asks "are they treating you all right?" "its pretty nice" the old women replys. "exce
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pt they wont let you Fucking fart."
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My girlfriend has just told me that yesterday 'Gavin' from 'Autoglass' came round and injected his special resin into her crack - l'm not normally suspic
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ious BUT...
she hasn't even got a car!
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Scoring a deflected goal is like fucking a bird in a wheelchair. Your not proud of it but it still counts.
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Newton's or newtoon's are a force of power. Unleash this power would be unwise. T W A T. Thundering worrior against thee.. Complement's to you all.
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What's a Worrior ?
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If anyone is Easily offended by any text that appears on this site Them don't look it up or leave any text RDP B)
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If anyone is Easily offended by any text that appears on this site Them don't look it up or leave any text RDP B)
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If anyone is Easily offended by any text that appears on this site Them don't look it up or leave any text RDP B)
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If anyone is Easily offended by any text that appears on this site Them don't look it up or leave any text RDP B)
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Wonderful original rocking rocker influential Often regularly worrior or domestic permission seeking cant rock rocker You are RDP You play rock and roll
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warriorS
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Love the new track's on your site RDP. Your new drummer sound's great. You must be working so hard at the studio,cause you sound great. Catch up with you
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at your next big gig. Rock on big men.
Sent:2010-01-30 19:49:38
Were cool with leaving the old songs on here for now. The New songs are gonna Blow you away !!!
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Were in no rush to put any new stuff on here people still dig the old stuff so no rush really RDPB)
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Its like were a new band just starting out its amazing !! Loving it ROCK n ROLL !!!
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Howdy doody!
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I got 10lb balls
Sent:2010-01-31 18:01:39
Hey guys. Dogs in Rockets drums and bass is on the site. Have a listen when ya get a chance!! Let me know what works and what sucks!! Hell yeah!!
Sent:2010-02-02 09:25:06
Fabio Capello called Wayne Bridge and said ''I've just spoken to John Terry and he's lost the captain's armband. Would you do me a favour have a good loo
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k under your bed for it...''
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WE ARE R D P AND WE ARE A NEW BAND !!! NEW LINE UP NEW BAND !!!
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WE PLAY ROCK N ROLL !!!!
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Ashley Cole just got caught doing 104mph in a 50mph zone. When questioned by Police as to why he was speeding he replied, "l've just heard John Terry is
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parked outside my house."
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Hey Quinn
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Hey boys Last Night was Cool dirty Rock n Roll !!!!
Sent:2010-02-04 20:54:19
A friend of mine in the parachute regiment has been stationed in switzerland for the last 2 years. He has recently married a local girl who can wash up w
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ith 1 hand, cook with the other, dust with a foot while sucking his cock as she opens a beer with her arse. She's a swiss army wife.
Sent:2010-02-04 21:48:45
An army captain takes his post in Iraq. "Whats this camel doing tied up outside the barracks soldier?" Soldier replies "There are 250 men here and no wom
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en. Sometimes the men get 'urges' sir!". A month later and captain has urges of his own. He puts a ladder behind the Camel, gets up and shags the camel.
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He says "Is that how the men do it soldier?" "No sir! They usually ride it to the brothel!"
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Fabio Capello is expected to name Gary Neville as the new England Captain. This is based on the fact that this cunt hasnt got a chance of shaggin ANYONES bird.
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John terry after match comments: "I don't know what all the fuss is about, everyone knows if a full back leaves a hole, it's the job of a centre back to
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fill it."
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John terry after match comments: "I don't know what all the fuss is about, everyone knows if a full back leaves a hole, it's the job of a centre back to
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fill it."
Sent:2010-02-06 09:56:13
The drunken bakers and I agree.
Sent:2010-02-06 12:07:16
Just won my first cage fight. . . fuckin budgie didn't know what had hit him.
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Bless, bless, cool me lion!
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Pork pie and a Red Bull or Bombay bad boy and a Banana milkshake snacks for Blokes !
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Battered sausage curry sauce couple a scollops can of vimto
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Great start for ENGLAND in the Rugby get in y !
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Not such a Great start for Wales oh well !
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WE ARE RDP ! THE 4 OF US PLAY ROCK N ROLL !!!!
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WE ARE RDP ! THE 4 OF US PLAY ROCK N ROLL !!!!
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WE ARE RDP ! THE 4 OF US PLAY ROCK N ROLL !!!!
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WE ARE RDP ! THE 4 OF US PLAY ROCK N ROLL !!!!
Sent:2010-02-06 23:19:31
We only used to do it on a Tuesday sorry while I scratch my Balls but things are vhsngim
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You want to do what to yourself !!!!
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Sorry but the train has left without you .
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Just watched Pearl Jam doing Alive at a festival in Canada 3 years ago still fucking kicking Arse !
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Super, super,kev, super kevin phillips!
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I wear girls jeans
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Were Birmingham City ! Birmingham City FC !
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Kevin Phillips 36 still banging em in for The Blues go on my Son !
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Tell u what Eddie Grant Bob Marley even UB40 love em all me blood !
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He took the Midnight train going anywhere !
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Happy Happy Happy talk Talk about the things you like to do !
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You've got to pick a pocket or two boys you've got to pick a pocket or two !
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Tell you what musicals blimey there the biismess !
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Tell you what blokes who do Ballet yeh they would beat you up big time.
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Holy Cow!! I got that ol' fashioned pain in my ass!!
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Holy Cow!! I got that ol' fashioned pain in my ass!!
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schools out forever !
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schools out forever !
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Derby 1 Blues 2 quarters finals here we come !
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BLUES FA CUP QUATER FINALS 8th in the Prem what's going on ?
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Portsmouth v BLues FA CUP Quarter-final ! GET IN !!
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What choo talking bout Willis ?
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Tell u what packing meat or packing fudge its a hard choice to make .
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Tell u what blokes who do ice skating would beat you up big time !
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Tell u what blokes who work as male receptionists would bust you up big time .
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Don't Stop me now I'm having such a good time I'm having a Ball !!
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Don't stop me Don't stop me Good time Good time .
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After a visit to a whore house, a man notices a green lump on his 'tackle' so he goes to see the Doctor.
"That's serious" says the Doctor, "You know how
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boxers get cauliflower ear?"
"Yes" whispers the man nervously.
"Well" replies the Doctor, "You've got a brothel sprout!"
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Pete & mary were walking home from the pub. Mary says i need a piss and goes behind a bush and drops her knickers. Feelin horny pete puts his hand throu
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gh the bush & feels something dangling between marys legs. He jokes have you changed your sex? Mary says no, iv changed my mind im having a shit
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A dyslexic female muslim terrorist was found dead on her bathroom floor today. Police believe she mixed up her anthrax with tampax and blew up the wrong twat.
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It was a cold and sunny day. The dog men hadn't seen each other after a busy week. Not disheartened or weakened by their busy lives, the boys were happy
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to be heading down to base and destroying the place with every explosive drum strike, cymbol smash, bass slap, guitar pick and vocal dynamite....rock and
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fookin roll..... The punk noise dogs are in town. Lift off in t minus 2hrs 15mins...
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Hell yeah Thinny!! Thicky's got 'is jocks locked and ready to rock like a crazy man with rabies on nutmeg!!
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Hey all, just a reminder from Rock Dog Project thst if you don't like the content on this page you can raise your concerns by just fucking off
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One hell of a session dogz. I really enjoyed it!! Mr Rivers sure is mighty fine!!!!! Rock n roll..... Here we come...
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WE PLAY ROCK N ROLL ! WE DRINK LAGER AND WE EAT SCRATCHING ..YEH !!
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Studio same again next saturday boi's? 12-2pm? Looks like all other days are out ...........
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Hey everyone its all good Fun and its all ours for the taking !!
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So men stand tall shoulders back tongues hanging out
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Base Room 3 (the massive room at the end) booked 12-2pm this saturday. At the moment no one in after us so if we want an extra hour it might be OK.. Room
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is £13 per hr. Getting excited!!
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Hey dogz. Let's meet at base at 11.30 on saturday. Then we can have a quick catch up and chill out before we start..... Maybe we can set up early too and
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get the full 2hrs playing! PUNK ROCK :/
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CREBBIN!! My arse is sore... And your chilli didn't help either
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Yeah..... Mother of all punk rock, we are RDP, we're gonna blow away the world. Yeeee haaaaaa
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My name is TWO EYES - I make chilli and ruin arsehole's...... rock
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Were gonna smash it dude B)
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Yo man believe me I'm on rock form this week !
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You no eeeeeeeeeh yeeeeeeeeeeee
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I know a band called RDP they play some quality rock.... Today they are at base studios so suck my fu****g c**k - rrrraaarrrggghhh
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That's the spirit chaps! And as Vera Lynn would say: Pack up your troubles and get fucking moving you filthy crusting from your Daddy's poxy bell end!!!
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Mmm as Elton john would say Bottoms up !
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I lost a quiz by one point last night. The question was 'Where do most women have curly hair?' Apparently the answer wa
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s 'Africa'
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Mmm as Elton john would say Bottoms up !
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Freya Carrington is 10 today ! Hip Hip Hooray !! Coolest kid of 10 ever !!!
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It's been revealed as to why Wayne Bridge didn't shake John Terry's hand yesterday.
Apparently "smell my fingers" didn't go down too well in the tunnel....
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Phone dies, well deserves too.. Lost fucking heaps of contacts instead of syncing details. Its all your BASTARD fault CREBBIN... Worse choose to still s
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ave number to a abuse you publically....hang on, that's good!
FUCKSHITTITWANK
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You counts
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Fucking predictive txt...
You Cunts!
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As the sun rises higher the dogz set out to hunt. Hungry for tunes, they gather from their dens and set off on the unknown road. Only one thing is certai
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n......an explosion of punk rock!
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Britains Winter Olympic Gold medallist Amy Williams has thanked David Beckham for his invaluable advice on riding a skeleton.
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2 deaf lesbians were sittin in a pub with there hands down each other's knickers. Bar man says "what the fuck you 2 doing"? They replied "lip reading!"
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Babe, I've finally left that wanker Ashley and I'm on my way round to you big boy and I'm horny as fuck. Love you. Cheryl xx. (Carlsberg dont do text mes
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sages but if they did...Youd be the last twat shed be texting !! «>
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An Irish family have been found frozen to death outside the Dublin Odeon cinema. They had been queuing for 3 weeks to see "Closed for the winter"
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What do u call a beautiful woman on the arm of a ginger bloke? A tattoo!
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Hey chaps! Me and Jase have put the latest version of ADR on the site. Check out v02 at the bottom of the player. The drums and bass are getting close to
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the business. The ending is all electronic but you get the drift. Go hard like epoxy!!
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Who the fuck is putting these jokes here!?!?
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Super Clever Cunts aka S C C
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Scollops On Fire now that's a bloody great name !
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S C C aka Super Clever Cunts
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Randy Baskets, Rampton Cyclops , Duck Brush, Jars Of Slam , Farm rights ,Farm Rites ,Head Lizard , Drive Backs ,
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The Benny Kennies
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Soap Stroke ,Jam Skin, Hairy Nam
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How about Rowdy Scum of the Crucifixion. So that'd be RSOTC!! That spells rsotc!!
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Here's one, Dirty Rotten Cunts. Get it, DRC!!!
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I got another one, The Crusty Come Caked Cacks!! Now if you notice that spells tcccc!!! Subtle huh??
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Ahright gentlemen, today's operation is code named Fluffy Pink Toy (get it (?), FPT). It involves co-ordination between three combat units in a tactical penetration formation. Now, I want Mullens, Cohagen and Peabody on the points of each unit. I want each unit to provide a two man detachment for special duties to rendezvous at my tent at oh six hundred so we can drink Asti Spumante from each other's asses. All units converge on Wadi 51 at oh eight hundred for nude wrestling and further orders. May god be with you gentleman. Dismissed.
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Ahright gentlemen, today's operation is code named Fluffy Pink Toy (get it (?), FPT). It involves co-ordination between three combat units in a tactical
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penetration formation. Now, I want Mullens, Cohagen and Peabody on the points of each unit. I want each unit to provide a two man detachment for special
Sent:2010-03-13 09:40:54
penetration formation. Now, I want Mullens, Cohagen and Peabody on the points of each unit. I want each unit to provide a two man detachment for special
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Laundry Bag ,Jars of Slam ,Proper Hank Marvin ,Throwing Towels ,Leaking
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Yeah!Ehggh
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That's a big 10-4 skinny buddy!! Pullin' in to the Big Bloater on the turnpike for grease dogs and lard cakes. Over and out.
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Hey guys. I've put the DPaT version me and Jay worked on up on the site. Scroll to the bottom of the player. I had a bit of a practice on it using compre
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ssion, reverb and stereo on the drums. It didn't turn out the best but what the fuck. Anyways, have a listen before I kill ya!!
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Dogz lovin the changes in Dif place in time sounds a hell of a lot fresher a fresher groove ! Johnny
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Dogz lovin the changes in Dif place in time sounds a hell of a lot fresher a fresher groove ! Johnny
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Hh hjjkoo
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Cooeee!!
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Coooooeeeee!!
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Alrighty chapettes!! Keeping sane is on the site. Scroll to the bottom of the player. Have a listen before I murder you.
Sent:2010-03-21 21:35:21
Alright you filthy runt spawn from yer mamma's collapsed dirt womb!! The Dead fly day version is on the website. Listen or die!!
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Hey John. Don't be sad! Be glad!! I'm having my late evening dump. Hugs and kisses. David
Sent:2010-03-27 08:17:58
Ahright, listen up you maggots!! Base have got a cancelled room for this Tuesday night 7-9. We're back in business if we still want to go. Let me know yo
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u're status so I can confirm we want the slot. Reply ASAP you filthy little critters from yer mamma's grape festooned dirt box!!!
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Chelsea 7 Villa 1 oh dear terrible !!
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Coolum nbongos!! Thursday'll be a fuckin blast dude. Rock hard like fairy kisses!!!!
Sent:2010-03-30 18:11:53
Who wants ten very hard smacks on the botty?
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The average working people of the world produce all the wealth of the world. **ALL** other people are **PARASITES**. By that thinking we rightly group in
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vestment bankers together with the unemployed, the drug dealers, politicians, terminal cancer sufferers, the elderly infirm, housewives (maybe), retirees
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, large capital owners able to live off their interest, everyone who can count a large part of their income from royalties, investment fund managers and
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every other wanker who gets up in the morning thinking they're guaranteed their income next week.
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I love Joe McElderry
Sent:2010-04-03 13:24:23
I kiss seals bums
Sent:2010-04-03 19:20:24
Ha ha you rock.
Sent:2010-04-08 11:44:02
Hey man my fine ass doesn't do needles :)
Sent:2010-04-10 22:15:14
Here we go, I might as well start it off, "what does AVFC stand for? Another Victory For Chelsea!"
Sent:2010-04-17 18:23:28
A Lovely Summer's evening at the Ballet I truely am a sophisticated chap !
Sent:2010-04-19 23:04:09
Hi Anita, if you have loans, cards, finance pre April 07 they could legally be written off, call 08453445660 or reply YES for callback. txtStop2optout
Sent:2010-04-20 12:19:22
CMC;
A) Crew Manger Crebbin?
B) Carboxy Methyl Cellulose?
Either way I'm hungry
Sent:2010-04-29 21:55:26
Sssshhh!! I'm listening .... you know I can't hear the rock puppies making any noise. I expect to at least hear them yelping and mewling on their mamma's
Sent:2010-04-29 21:55:32
teats!! Speak up!! I can't hear you!! Make some fucking noise you squirming discharge from yer mamma's filthy dirt womb!!
Sent:2010-04-29 22:51:07
Straight down the Middle baby ROCK HARD its Tiger Neilson !
Sent:2010-05-08 17:20:46
Yeeeeeeehaaaaaawww!! :D
Sent:2010-05-10 09:39:07
I dress like a fool
Sent:2010-05-10 09:40:23
I don't play rock n roll
Sent:2010-05-10 09:42:38
I've have a smelly bum
Sent:2010-05-11 07:30:27
Alright you rock'n roll pipsqueaks!! What's the deal about practice this week!?!?
Sent:2010-05-11 22:12:41
Saturday Kiderminster that's were we will Rock our pants of boys !
Sent:2010-05-14 22:47:10
Hmmmmm, methinks mr new drum man needs to fill marc, the old drum man, in cos all the old drums suck ass. come on, what were you thinking rdp you fuckin camel
Sent:2010-05-14 22:47:13
fart stuck on a tart come fucker with dribble down your cock
Sent:2010-05-15 08:55:44
After 3 million years the clouds known as the four dogz will align today for 5 hrs, and there will be rock!
Sent:2010-05-15 09:04:11
After 3 million years the clouds known as the four dogz will align today for 5 hrs, and there will be rock!
Sent:2010-05-15 11:43:17
We're on way bk now......
Sent:2010-05-15 18:13:21
No chew davoooooo .... Get pissed on the fumes!! Should make it fun :-)
Sent:2010-05-15 23:16:06
Base
26 may
2 jun
9 jun
Camp
26 jun
Sent:2010-05-16 20:01:28
ENGLAND ! World T20 Champions beat Australia by six wickets !!
Sent:2010-05-17 01:47:49
Well I love to slap tiny fish , as well as dave the come fucker from hell , but most of all 42 is not the meening of life , nor is monty p but rdp is so
Sent:2010-05-17 01:47:52
suck on my balls
Sent:2010-05-17 08:54:52
As long as they are choc and salted mr fuck pig
Sent:2010-05-17 08:59:07
Hey guys the new stuff , sounds fantastic , the drummer is cool much better than the last , oh my god ............... get out and fuck some heads guys
Sent:2010-05-17 08:59:54
Jsdj cool
Sent:2010-05-17 09:00:12
Or jjsd
Sent:2010-05-17 09:00:44
Or sdjj or sjdj fucked yet
Sent:2010-05-17 09:01:24
Marc did suck ass your right lol
ADMINISTRATOR:2010-05-17 16:20:29
There's too much piss taking going on! Carry on!!!
Sent:2010-05-17 17:23:28
Hey Guys did we say June 24th is Broke back mountain ?
Sent:2010-05-17 18:12:14
My mistake its Satday 26th !
Sent:2010-05-20 09:08:40
Good day my new found bum chums how are you all hope you are all good and ready to bend over for me . Hey are we at bass tonight could you let me know as
Sent:2010-05-20 09:08:41
ap please other wize ill have to punch you all nine times on the cock xxxx
Sent:2010-05-22 06:20:45
Well its time for us , too put on are shorts , and swet like dogs rock like bitchis , and showe the world are project . We are fuck up and boj it. Yeeeee
Sent:2010-05-22 06:20:49
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee rock
Sent:2010-05-22 09:24:11
Fucking hell..... Did Jay shit the bed today! Textin' at 6am! Wooo hooo. Just hauled my ass outta bed, having a champions breakfat & then the rock will c
Sent:2010-05-22 09:24:13
ommence! Davith, i'll b at urs by 1030 on this day in 2010! The mint man walks!
Sent:2010-05-22 16:59:06
It was on a day like today that mints were made! Dogs rocked hard today. New tune IS cool...... We are Grand Mo Fo's. :-) SMASHING
Sent:2010-05-22 18:09:32
It was on a day like today that mints were made! Dogs rocked hard today. New tune IS cool...... We are Grand Mo Fo's. :) SMASHING
Sent:2010-05-23 20:55:15
I hope you've got your Factor 69 on David you naughty boy !
Sent:2010-05-26 22:44:11
OMFG ! Rock dog project fucking rock! U wait & see the new line up!! The new show & the new tunes! FUCKING MINT MAN
Sent:2010-05-26 23:43:33
You are the Drum God !!!!!
Sent:2010-05-27 16:28:24
I was in the pub the other day telling that old joke about "what do you do if you see an epileptic have a fit in the bath? Throw in your washing!" We we
Sent:2010-05-27 16:28:26
re all having a good laugh about this when someone tapped me on the shoulder and said "excuse me mate but i dont find that funny. My brother was epilepti
Sent:2010-05-27 16:28:31
c and he died in the bath during a fit." I said "Im ever so sorry mate, did he drown?" "No" he said "he choked on a sock".
Sent:2010-05-27 16:28:50
I was in the pub the other day telling that old joke about "what do you do if you see an epileptic have a fit in the bath? Throw in your washing!" We we
Sent:2010-05-27 16:28:55
re all having a good laugh about this when someone tapped me on the shoulder and said "excuse me mate but i dont find that funny. My brother was epilepti
Sent:2010-05-27 16:28:58
c and he died in the bath during a fit." I said "Im ever so sorry mate, did he drown?" "No" he said "he choked on a sock".
Sent:2010-05-29 11:24:40
One of David Cameron's first tasks will be to impose tax on sex:
Kissing will be taxed @ 10%,
Hugging @ 20%,
Squeezing @ 30%,
Smooching @ 50%,
+ ful
Sent:2010-05-29 11:24:44
l on sex @ 90%.
The great news for you as a wanker is that it will still be tax FREE!
Sent:2010-05-29 14:20:33
You all need a spankin and sending to hell , you all suck balls
Sent:2010-05-30 14:02:39
Cool me bumberclart whatum gowon
Sent:2010-05-30 14:03:05
Easy blood evrytin cool ! Rasafari lead de way !!
Sent:2010-05-30 14:15:48
Ye Mon wicked an wild me bruda ! Jah Love !
Sent:2010-06-02 15:35:46
Oh fuck yeah..... It's rock night...... Let's see if we can bring on the end of the world! Davo, ain't got the new one on FLP yet :-( lazy bastard !!
Sent:2010-06-02 15:38:03
Turn it up mthoerfckuers!!
Sent:2010-06-02 15:42:28
Turn it up mthoerfckuers!!
Sent:2010-06-02 15:43:04
Turn it up mthoerfckuers!!
Sent:2010-06-02 18:13:28
Ok mo fows it time for me to through sticks at you and call you all rock cunts bring it on
Sent:2010-06-02 21:56:59
Kicked sum Prime Ass tonight Dogz !!!!
Sent:2010-06-02 22:30:03
Wait till they hear what we've been up too ! Holey shit Batgran there gonna shit there big pants !!
Sent:2010-06-08 00:02:31
I got this great idea for a cocktail! Vodka, Bailey's, orange juice and Smash. It's called the Blocked Toilet.
Sent:2010-06-08 20:05:23
What would ya do for a McDonald's Cheeseburger?
Sent:2010-06-08 20:07:44
Cheeseboiger!!
Sent:2010-06-08 20:28:44
OK girls. I'm already there with my parts for Already There.
Sent:2010-06-08 21:16:16
Hello Gentlemen hope I find you all in good health this rather wet evening .Tomorrow is Wednesday so let's Fkin ROCK !! I'm allready there !!
Sent:2010-06-09 22:27:53
Cool bongos dude. I'll send you the latest "I don't believe you" flp tomorrow! Rock!!
Sent:2010-06-11 21:43:20
Strongbow is a great 5.3 finishing tool.
Sent:2010-06-12 08:20:58
Sounds cool man but I'm gonna have to pass on account of how fucking early it is!
Sent:2010-06-14 20:39:55
Give £2 a month to a hungry african & what do they do? Buy a fucking trumpet!
Sent:2010-06-14 21:29:27
Hey Jase. Yups I got the list! Rock like fuck digging hurricane!
Sent:2010-06-15 15:10:30
I fucking know man! I saw it on the tv here at work! Fucking insane! NZ equalized in the last 30 seconds of extra time!
Sent:2010-06-17 22:16:36
Ok rock pussies! I've put a scratch idea for "Icecream and Pop" on the site. See what urection!
Sent:2010-06-21 16:50:44
Come on THE ALL WHITES !!!
Sent:2010-06-21 17:08:31
Italy ! WHO ?
Sent:2010-06-24 17:02:34
3 draws mate that's a massive acheivement ending above and looking better than Italy !
Sent:2010-06-28 20:28:52
Rock for the Lord!
Sent:2010-06-28 21:02:47
Hey guys I've booked Base for this Friday 7 till 9pm Room 4 ! July 2nd Rock !!
Sent:2010-07-01 19:02:42
Hey Rock Dog Projectors ! Friday 2nd July 7 till 9 Base studios for some Doging !!
Sent:2010-07-12 21:48:12
Hey boys! Jailhouse Rock is on the site! Let me know what you think before I kick your fucking head in!
Jail house rock
Warden called a lock down at the county jail
The prison population they began to wail
They started up the rhythm down in cell block H
Banging on the bars with their cups and plates
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
Little Spider Murphy was the cell block queen
We traded him around for some brown and green
Warden's out his pants'n jackin up his thing
Y'could tell by the screaming when they bust his ring
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
Was a bunch of inmates're marine corp vets
They's about as crazy as you ever could get
Was a gooky con we said was Ho Chi Minh
You should've seen that motherfucker's head cave in
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
Jail house chaplain was Tony Corleone
Some crazy's in the hole ended up on his bone
Shoutin' all his crap about the Jesus and the Pope
We had'im dancing in the air on the end of the rope
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
Purple gang kid was the warden's snitch
Smart ass brown nose son of a bitch
But he didn't do nothin 'less we got a little pay
We beat him to death when he had nothin left to trade
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
Sent:2010-07-13 09:11:23
It's rock day. Focus on finishing work. We'll b taking down base with musical explosions
Sent:2010-07-13 10:45:25
Jail House Rock ! The Davo version rules the. Punk world ! Its gonna Rock every bar pub club across the world !!
Sent:2010-07-13 11:14:36
Jail House Rock ! The Davo version rules the. Punk world ! Its gonna Rock every bar pub club across the world !!
Sent:2010-07-13 22:19:48
Fuck me! I've just seen the mint man! He was doing the best he can.... fair play.
Sent:2010-07-14 23:10:33
Greggs have jumped on the band wagon and are cashing in on their new pastry snack. Its thick as fuck, meaty and has a hint of ginger. Sausage Raouls are
Sent:2010-07-14 23:10:34
now on sale for 49p.
Sent:2010-07-29 17:24:08
AMERICA ! FUCK YEEAAHH !!!!
Sent:2010-07-31 18:02:06
The U S of mutha fuckin A!